Topic: I AM FUCKING GOD!

Green started this discussion 13 years ago #29,885

Y'all crackers don't even know that. Jesus was real! I wanted to be mortal, so I became Jesus, to see what being human was like. Now the aliens be pissed and they have tracked me down.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #433,962

The proof of this wood b if you turn water in2 wine.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,964

@previous (Syntax)
Will Tesco Value Cider suffice?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,966

I was kicked off of the bus once for being Jesus.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,967

@433,962 (Syntax)
Are you fucking starting you cheeky little shit. I only get god powers when I'm dead.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,969

@433,964 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
All this Cider talk will drive me to search out Hard Cider. I R sure its easy to locate and I suspect after one glass I will put the bottle away for a few years.

@previous (Green)
> Y'all crackers don't even know that. Jesus was real! I wanted to be mortal, so I became Jesus, to see what being human was like. Now the aliens be pissed and they have tracked me down.

I suppose the disconnect is u rote that in Kings English and I only read Americkana English. I No C where it says u were dead or needed 2b

Riffraff joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,981

@OP

Did you wear a condom?

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,983

@previous (Riffraff)

No. Do you want me to twat payphone?

Riffraff replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,985

@previous (Green)
Are you angry at the pay phone?

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,987

@previous (Riffraff)
Yes.

Riffraff replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,989

@previous (Green)
You probably don't want to do anything that will land you in jail.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,990

@previous (Riffraff)
I fuckin love Arnie

Riffraff replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,993

@previous (Green)
Arnie's the king of twat if there ever was one.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,995

@previous (Riffraff)

Everybody gonna die now dude.

Riffraff replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,996

@previous (Green)
Everyone? Let me pray first. R'Amen.

Riffraff double-posted this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,999

@433,990 (Green)
Wait, Gilbert Grape's Arnie, or California's Arnie? No matter I suppose.

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