Topic: I've been fired from my volunteering job.

Green started this discussion 13 years ago #29,812

I got in late, so the manager had a go at me. It made me angry. Anyway, a customer was being snarky to me, so I told him to go fuck himself. He got the manager and the manager said I can't volunteer there anymore. I knocked some clothes rails down on my way out. He then phoned me and said if I go near the store again, he'll phone the police.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #433,517

"Wow I'm so surprised this happened"
-literally no human being who knows about you

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,518

I'm sorry. Can you find another volunteer job?

Riffraff joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,520

@OP

> I got in late

Why were you late?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,528

@previous (Riffraff)
He didn't cut in line at Tesco

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #433,530

Ha.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #433,532

@OP
What did the snarky customer say to set you off?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #433,722

lol

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #433,728

@433,532 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
He said he was Scottish.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #433,829

@previous (Green)
I can see the conversation now:
Green: Good day, sir, and welcome to the charity shop. How may I assist you?
Customer: And a good day to you too, lad. I'm looking for a new fedora to wear on my golfing holiday to Edinburgh.
Green: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
*Green takes the fedora off the shelf, butters it, and proceeds to defecate into it. The customer looks on speechless, horrified.*
Green: I SHAT IN FEDORA FUCK THE GOD DELUSION DON'T YOU SPRITE?!?! HUH MOTHERFUCKER?
*Customer speaks to the manager*
Manager: Mr. Green, please don't address our customers this way. I'll ask you to take a more respectful tone with our client here.
Green:

FUCK YOU ALL! SHITLISTED!

*Green knocks over the racks of clothing and exits the shop, heading for Tesco...*

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #433,838

I done doing the fuck more I go more please Tesco.

Minichan