Green had just come out of a curry house. The chicken, however, was a little off. Green needed to shit, desperately. He ran into an alley, pulled down his pants and braced himself. Just as he was about to poop, an oaf licked his anus. Green couldn't help it anymore. He shat all over him. Green had pinched a loaf, on the oaf.(Edited 58 seconds later.)
That's it. I'm going to tell the fora about the Chongqing Chaos later!