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Topic: How much money would it take for you to eat a plastic chess piece?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao started this discussion 13 years ago #29,791

You can specify different rates for different pieces, if that matters to you.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #433,335

Whole or could I cut it up?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,336

@previous (B)
You could break it up into a maximum of two pieces.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,339

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Are these the hollow plastic pieces you get with a cheap chess set or larger, double-weighted pieces meant for serious play?

Lawrence joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,341

what are you offering

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,345

@433,339 (B)
A cheap plastic set.

@previous (Lawrence)
Nothing, yet. I am doing market research.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,350

Can I boil it first?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,351

@previous (squeegee)
No.

Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,352

I swallowed a DS game once.

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 51 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,353

@previous (Green)
how much did you get paid?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,354

@433,352 (Green)
what game?

Green replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,355

@previous (G)
Bowser's Inside Story
@433,353 (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
I was very drunk and after New years. I had been playing a lot of GTA and I pretended to blow up cars with my finger gun. Then I thought I was going to go to the psych ward, so I swallowed a game.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #433,356

@previous (Green)
The irc wishes to inform the fora that a DS game is approximately 35 x 33 x 3.8mm, or 1.37" x 1.29" x 0.15". Thanks.

Sen !q/sOExraek joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,357

$4,000 per pawn
$6,000 per knight because those little shits are spiky
$5,000 for every other piece
$10,000 bonus for every additional piece swallowed after the first one.
Plus a fee covering all medical expenses incurred.

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #433,359

50 bucks and I pick the model chess piece.

Meowmeowderp joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #433,450

A million dollars...

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #433,531

I'll eat it for a virginity.

Krodan !K5xPpj8Rzw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #433,535

Medical bills + 500$ over head.

melodrama !!FVJOHfXUk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #433,581

Pawns-$2
Bishops-$5
Rooks-$8
Knights-$10
Queen-$12
King-$15

The price would double per piece though so 3 pawns would be $6, 3 pawns and 2 bishops would be $16.00, etc.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

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