Topic: Whose life sounds better??
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #29,735
Green:
1. Sleeps whenever he wants
2. Lives off your tax money
3. Has a hot girlfriend named Bella
4. Has amazing body hair
5. Starts fires, bangs about, shouts, and moves furniture continually
6. Is literally invincible from the law
7. Volunteers with several notable humanitarian agencies
Green's haters:
1. Work a 9-5
2. Pay their own bills
3. Literally have never touched a female
4. Normal body hair
5. Do not set fires or move furniture around for fun
6. Face the normal consequences of doing things
7. Have literally never helped another person ever
Well?
1. Sleeps whenever he wants
2. Lives off your tax money
3. Has a hot girlfriend named Bella
4. Has amazing body hair
5. Starts fires, bangs about, shouts, and moves furniture continually
6. Is literally invincible from the law
7. Volunteers with several notable humanitarian agencies
Green's haters:
1. Work a 9-5
2. Pay their own bills
3. Literally have never touched a female
4. Normal body hair
5. Do not set fires or move furniture around for fun
6. Face the normal consequences of doing things
7. Have literally never helped another person ever
Well?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Green | 6 | 50% | |
| Green's haters | 6 | 50% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #432,834
first
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #432,835
Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,836
I know I'm a loser. I've always known that.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,837
Pro tip: he is on the work programme and is forced to work in charity shops or they stop his benefits. Its not a choice.
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,838
green is a rockstar
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,839
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #432,871
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #432,879
Green does charity work entertaining autistic shut-ins, and he is tremendously successful at it.