Topic: I have applied as head of state to almost 10 countries now
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #297
Guess which ones I am going to take office in? That's right, none! I love life!
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #5,474
lol
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,475
I have applied to almost 10 porno production companies now
Guess which pornos I am going to star in? That's right, none! I love life
Guess which pornos I am going to star in? That's right, none! I love life
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Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,478
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,488
Falco !MzQCNUfXbc replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #5,498
Schizop !z5HECk2Hak (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,782
I have applied as Sysop to almost 10 BBSes now. Guess which ones I am going to lord over, insulting my users with angry degrading bulletins, shitlisting people for petty reasons or to satisfy my need for power, and demanding people to spam for me and give massive donations? THATS RIGHT, AFTER ALL THIS FUCKING HARD WORK, CONSTANTLY ADDING FEATURES TO MY RESUME, AND BEING THE GREATEST BBS SYSOP CANDIDATE IN THE WORLD, I AM GIVEN NOTHING BUT SHIT. NOT ONE BBS HAS OFFERED ME A BILLION DOLLAR DEAL TO BE THEIR SYSOP. UNGRATEFUL RUDE FUCKS. I LOVE LIFE.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,783
@previous (Schizop !z5HECk2Hak)
Hey, can you tell Eeveen he's a drama queen and a lolcow? He really is. I mean that. Every word of it. Every. Single. One. His delicious roflmilk sustains me. Every time he posts, I'm like "Ohohohoho". And then I just know he dies a little inside.
Hey, can you tell Eeveen he's a drama queen and a lolcow? He really is. I mean that. Every word of it. Every. Single. One. His delicious roflmilk sustains me. Every time he posts, I'm like "Ohohohoho". And then I just know he dies a little inside.
Schizop !z5HECk2Hak (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,785
@previous (F)
I have told him that if he stops visiting/posting on/talking about MC, that they would eventually tire of him and leave him alone, which is probably true. He keeps doing rants and stuff on MC, though :/
I have told him that if he stops visiting/posting on/talking about MC, that they would eventually tire of him and leave him alone, which is probably true. He keeps doing rants and stuff on MC, though :/
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,786
@previous (Schizop !z5HECk2Hak)
As entertaining as his rants are, maybe you should give him a short "vacation" from Bitsytalk? You know, give him some incentive to listen to you. At this point, it's obvious he won't stop just because you say he should. He thinks Minichan is obsessed with him, and in turn, has grown a counter-obsession. The boy needs some time off.
As entertaining as his rants are, maybe you should give him a short "vacation" from Bitsytalk? You know, give him some incentive to listen to you. At this point, it's obvious he won't stop just because you say he should. He thinks Minichan is obsessed with him, and in turn, has grown a counter-obsession. The boy needs some time off.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,787
@5,785 (Schizop !z5HECk2Hak)
Could you also tell him that "Threatening to call the coppa isn't a toy, bud."
Could you also tell him that "Threatening to call the coppa isn't a toy, bud."
Schizop !z5HECk2Hak (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #5,798
@5,786 (F)
I didn't command him to abstain from all things MC, just gave him some common-sense advice that he ought to. Fear the mighty King Cooppa.
I didn't command him to abstain from all things MC, just gave him some common-sense advice that he ought to. Fear the mighty King Cooppa.