Topic: Do you have a Bible, fora?

Green started this discussion 13 years ago #29,639

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
I have a Bible.	4	36%
I do not have a Bible.	4	36%
I have many Bibles.	3	27%

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #432,213

A Jehovah's Witness lady gave me hers once.

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,214

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Her...virginity?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,222

i have a bible fort.
shits grate.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #432,232

Yes. I have multiple!

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #432,233

@432,214 (Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI)
What's wrong with you?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #432,235

Nah.

The hotel I work at has loads, though. Gideons ones. Never found them in the actual drawers in the rooms, but I opened a hallway cabinet one day and there were like ten in there.

@432,232 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Why?

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TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,254

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
To read, of course. One is NIV (from Gideons!) and the other are KJV. I also have some Qur'ans I got from an Islamic Centre for free.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,256

I have a small, pocket New Testament and proverbs given to me by a Christian friend. I have not yet attempted to butter it.

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,294

@432,254 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
What are your thoughts on the books? Have they improved you as a person?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,301

@432,235 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What hotel do you work at? I've been fancying a holiday.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 41 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,305

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
lol. Nice try, bud.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,306

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh. You're going to be laughing when you see the house.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,319

@432,294 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
The Bible's an interesting book, I enjoy lots of the stories and parables, and agree with many of the moral teachings of Jesus, though obviously I don't believe the book to be divinely inspired. I don't think reading what I've read of it has improved me as a person, but I'm sure if I took those teachings I agreed with and applied them to my life, I'd be a better person.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,326

@previous (E)
Do you think that we should destroy fig trees that refuse to bear fruit out of season? The Bible clearly tells us that such trees are pure evil.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,327

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Figs are evil. They contain wasps.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,328

@432,326 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes. God hates figs.

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