Topic: My only regret...

Green started this discussion 13 years ago #29,638

Was not buying The Reader's Digest Illustrated Bible. Thanks.

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #432,209

Just buy a nice, new Bible, in a good translation, and be done with it. Thanks.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,210

@previous (Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI)
But this had pictures! Scatman said I should only get KJV.

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,211

@previous (Green)
Scatman is an idiot. The KJV is in Elizabethan English, which no one reads or speaks anymore. It will confuse you more than anything.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,217

Don't take advice from Matt, he's not even a christian.

This is the version you need:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1569757348?tag=lobi-20&camp=14573&creative=327641&linkCode=as1&creativeASIN=1569757348&adid=0PDK31SKB59EES2A2Q5H&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lolcatbible.com%2Findex.php%3Ftitle%3DMain_Page

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI replied with this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,218

@previous (C)
I am much more of a Christian than you, Scatmad the stalker.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,219

@previous (Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI)

You're an altarboy touching catholic, not a christian.

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,220

@previous (C)
Catholics are the only true Christians. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,221

@previous (Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI)

Catholics worship idols and body parts. They can't even get past the first commandment.

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,223

@previous (C)
"Unless you eat my flesh and drink my blood, you have no life in you." Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,225

@previous (Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI)
Please stop imitating Matt. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,226

@432,223 (Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI)

That has nothing to do with the idols and body parts.

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,227

@previous (C)
Christ said to eat his flesh and drink his blood. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #432,230

@previous (Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI)

He didn't say worship the bones of random people or worship statues of them.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #432,236

@432,227 (Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI)
Many Protestant denominations take the sacrament without worshiping idols.

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