Topic: I, Depressionman, Fora, Tell the Truth.

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI started this discussion 13 years ago #29,597

I know that the "Lynne B. Goldstein said so" crowd literally believe that he is an infallible god. But I have a few statements to make about my life. These are all 100% true. Believe them or not.

1. I have a full-time job and was never fired.

2. I date different young Chinese women almost every night of the week.

3. I live in a flat that would be considered "luxury" by most of you. Best part? My company pays the rent.

4. I have my own transportation.

5. I am living a great life, and I would bet that my quality of life is higher than almost everyone here.

Discuss.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #431,805

Lynne B. Goldstein invented the idea of an infallible god when he was advising Abraham on child rearing practices. Thanks. THanks.

Depressionman !qeK7ilt6gI (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,806

@previous (B)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,807

not really

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #431,810

Syntax is mental. That much is clear.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,834

I would consider a luxury flat to cost, or looks like it costs, half a million bucks at least. Like in furnishings.

I know of a retirement home that costs 250k non-refundable plus 1200 a month in essentially home owners dues to pay the staff.

The funny part is it's no nicer than a college dorm.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,876

@previous (squeegee)
yyeah, but you are retarded

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,892

For fuck's sake man.

I tire of your shit really quick.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,902

@previous (F)

Check your inferiority-complex-privelege, you cis-mental-ed oppressor.

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,904

@431,876 (D)
If a luxury flat, to you, is a flat that comes with lightbulb fixtures, I feel sorry for you.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,910

@previous (squeegee)
My girlfriend is massively rich and we have a big house. Thanks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,917

@previous (D)
Syntax has two girlfriends.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,920

@previous (H)
Syntax is my girlfriend.

He can't get it up.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,019

Who/Whom said

My school screwed me over, and I have to go to Hong Kong in two days for a tourist visa. Does anyone know any CHEAP hotels near the consulte (in Wanchai I think)? I do not care how seedy or crappy
it is, as long as I do not get murdered by gangsters or assaulted by hookers. Any quick help would be greatly appreciated!

PLEASE unban me. This is my last night in Hong Kong.

I am broke. I am in a shitty, tiny room with no windows. I was denied a visa. I am depressed and miserable. Please have mercy on my pathetic, miserable life and unban me so I can at least post.

I am broke. I am depressed and miserable. Please have mercy on my pathetic, miserable life.

Hi! I am 33 years old. I am from the USA, and I am new to Kunming. I have an MA, and a TESOL certification, and I teach English here. I am taking Chinese lessons, but I am only a beginner!

I would like to meet a nice Chinese girl. I am interested in just being friends, and then seeing how we get along. I am casual and fun, and I like to laugh. If you would like to meet a
American friend, just let me know!

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,020

@previous (I)
this is how you live on $100 anywhere in the world

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,021

@previous (H)
He confirms he eats insects, even though it grosses him out. Cheep eats.

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 38 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,022

@previous (I)
the rice 'n' insects diet

Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #432,023

@previous (H)
The reason Chinese pronounce rice as Lice

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