Topic: Bird crashed into my balcony.
Green !FUCKv4uxXg started this discussion 13 years ago #29,551
It died :(Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #431,447
You know, Negi may be strange and all, but at least he doesn't kill birds.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,450
Eat it.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,452
Butter it and throw it on the ceiling.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,458
R.I.P poor bird.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,459
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,462
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,465
Green !FUCKv4uxXg (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 23 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,467
It moved then it stopped moving. I tried to get it onto a cardboard stretcher but it was definitely dead. Really sad. I feel bad for it. My friend told me to throw it in the bin.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #431,492
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,493
@OP
This is a golden opportunity to start teaching yourself taxidermy!
This is a golden opportunity to start teaching yourself taxidermy!
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,506
Hold a somber, Christian burial ceremony for it, please, and film it.
Green !FUCKv4uxXg (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,596
I think my eyebrows made it kill itself. RIP bird.
Anonymous I replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,599
@previous (Green !FUCKv4uxXg)
Nonsense, it WANTED to be stuffed! Besides, Starlings are fuckers. Stuff it! Wear it on your head to court. You'll earn points with the judge.
Nonsense, it WANTED to be stuffed! Besides, Starlings are fuckers. Stuff it! Wear it on your head to court. You'll earn points with the judge.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,622
Cut the head off and stuff it in Paul's mailbox