Topic: Hi. I am an obese, ignorant USAmerican.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #29,534
Everyone else in the world should be exactly like me. If not, they they are lesser kinds of humans. Thanks.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #431,301
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,302
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,303
@previous (A)
Funnily enough all countries who want to be like us already are like us and have been like us for a generation. Talking about countries who want to be like us is a conversation my mother would have had.
Now its more like lets talk about countries who resent being like us but don't have a better model so they just act like americans and complain about it in silly languages (or just english like most of the world.)
Funnily enough all countries who want to be like us already are like us and have been like us for a generation. Talking about countries who want to be like us is a conversation my mother would have had.
Now its more like lets talk about countries who resent being like us but don't have a better model so they just act like americans and complain about it in silly languages (or just english like most of the world.)
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,304
Hi, I'm OP.Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,312
@431,303 (squeegee)
That is idiotic. Countries do not "want to be like America." They are quite happy with their own cultures.
That is idiotic. Countries do not "want to be like America." They are quite happy with their own cultures.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,315
Seriously though, Matt, don't you think you're pretty much the epitome of the Ugly American stereotype?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,317
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Why? Please give me concrete examples from my real life, not from "what Lynne B. Goldstein said." Thanks.
Why? Please give me concrete examples from my real life, not from "what Lynne B. Goldstein said." Thanks.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,318
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,320
Also the episode with the fake Internet girlfriend, the pregnancy/miscarriage, her sex life, and the way you talk about the Chinese girls you supposedly sleep with (not to mention their "slanty vaginae" or whatever). Very typical imperialist American to view foreign women as sex objects without regard to their feelings, though of course it seems you only use them as sex objects online.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,321
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
So, what actual evidence do you have of any of your claims, except that "Lynne B. Goldstein said so"?
So, what actual evidence do you have of any of your claims, except that "Lynne B. Goldstein said so"?
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,323
@previous (A)
Don't be retarded. I'm not going to go through all your old posts, but you know exactly what I'm talking about. I just think it's ridiculous of you to constantly rail on Americans when you exhibit a lot of the stereotypes yourself.
Don't be retarded. I'm not going to go through all your old posts, but you know exactly what I'm talking about. I just think it's ridiculous of you to constantly rail on Americans when you exhibit a lot of the stereotypes yourself.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,324
@431,321 (A)
Oh my god. You are retarded. You keep saying so, over and over and over, you fucking retard. Jesus christ.
Oh my god. You are retarded. You keep saying so, over and over and over, you fucking retard. Jesus christ.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,325
@431,323 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Not a single thing you said about me is ACTUALLY TRUE IN MY REAL LIFE. I defy you to provide a shred of evidence for any of it. Not, "hurr durr you said it on a chan, and Lynne B. Goldstein agrees!", but real evidence.
Not a single thing you said about me is ACTUALLY TRUE IN MY REAL LIFE. I defy you to provide a shred of evidence for any of it. Not, "hurr durr you said it on a chan, and Lynne B. Goldstein agrees!", but real evidence.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,326
Are you still in China, Matt?
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,327
@431,325 (A)
Dude, if you post constantly about shit or in a certain way, people are going to believe it about you. I'm not going to fucking investigate your real life to find out if it's true.
Maybe I'm just a little crabby because I deleted like 20 IS IT YOU, POOT LOVER? shitposts already today. But yeah, you shitpost nonstop and make shit up online, and ask me to blow you and such. Then you call the rest of the Americans here obnoxious or dumb? Even Falco looks like a prince next to you.
Dude, if you post constantly about shit or in a certain way, people are going to believe it about you. I'm not going to fucking investigate your real life to find out if it's true.
Maybe I'm just a little crabby because I deleted like 20 IS IT YOU, POOT LOVER? shitposts already today. But yeah, you shitpost nonstop and make shit up online, and ask me to blow you and such. Then you call the rest of the Americans here obnoxious or dumb? Even Falco looks like a prince next to you.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #431,328
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Do you see the OTHER posts here? Do you really think that mine are somehow worse??
Do you see the OTHER posts here? Do you really think that mine are somehow worse??
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #431,329
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #431,330
@431,327 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)> But yeah, you shitpost nonstop and make shit up online, and ask me to blow you and such. Then you call the rest of the Americans here obnoxious or dumb?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #431,335
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #431,338
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #431,345
The joke is that the OP really IS an obese, ignorant American
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,354
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,381
Typical USAmerican:
1. Goes to an exciting foreign land only to dine on KFC
2. Considers a pork cheeseburger to be "exotic" and "authentically Chinese".
3. Insists on using an electric scooter to get around town, abhors walking.
4. Spends his nights on an obscure forum, forgoing the Kunming nightlife entirely.
1. Goes to an exciting foreign land only to dine on KFC
2. Considers a pork cheeseburger to be "exotic" and "authentically Chinese".
3. Insists on using an electric scooter to get around town, abhors walking.
4. Spends his nights on an obscure forum, forgoing the Kunming nightlife entirely.
squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,463
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,473
@previous (Syntax)
And he "decided not to take the job in thailand", meaning they didn't actually hire him.
And he "decided not to take the job in thailand", meaning they didn't actually hire him.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,550
Anonymous M double-posted this 13 years ago, 26 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,551
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,569
@431,325 (A)
dude if you're constantly making mildly-racist jokes online sexualizing and objectifying chinese women while living in china then you probably have some real life problems that cause that behavior
dude if you're constantly making mildly-racist jokes online sexualizing and objectifying chinese women while living in china then you probably have some real life problems that cause that behavior
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,570
Anonymous M replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,572
Anonymous N replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #431,573
@431,570 (A)
becky's a mod and didn't feel like digging up posts, why would i
stop arguing for the sake of arguing for once
becky's a mod and didn't feel like digging up posts, why would i
stop arguing for the sake of arguing for once