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I was having an argument with my ex after a game of cards and burgers. Anyway, things were getting really bad, so I picked up a breadknife and compulsively cut my arm. Anyway, it started bleeding really bad and she abruptly left. I ran outside after her in my bare socks because I didn't want to lose her. It was too late though.