Topic: I, a standup comedian, once played to a house of vampires.
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #29,460
They were not laughing and were too quiet. So I said, "I know you're out there; I can hear you not breathing!"
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #430,586

doge
MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #430,587

I just flew in from Transylvania,
boy are my arms tired! And
what's the deal with airline food?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 21 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #430,588
@previous (MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw)
*boy are my bat wings tired
MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #430,591
@previous (A)
Ya know, they say the black box on a plane is indestructible,
why don't they just make the plane out of the same material?
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