Topic: There is a random person in my flat.
Green started this discussion 13 years ago #29,401
What do?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #430,066
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #430,074
I am really scared. I hope I am just hallucinating. Someone just walked into my flat and started tidying it up.Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #430,075
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #430,077
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #430,080
Eliminate the reptilian intruder. She's searching for secrets to defeat the humans in your flat trash.Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #430,081
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #430,087
Ooh, is this like a choose your own adventure game?
> Ask the woman who she is and what she is doing here
> Ask the woman who she is and what she is doing here
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #430,088
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #430,091
Does she have green scaly skin?
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #430,096
Oh no, he's not responding! Better try another command:
> Offer the woman some ceiling crackers to try and engage her in conversation, ask why she is in your home
> Offer the woman some ceiling crackers to try and engage her in conversation, ask why she is in your home
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #430,097
Ish ok. She was the too more mouse talking was very nice.
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #430,098
> Aak the woman to move in with you
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #430,168
How did a random person make their way into your fiat?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 54 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #430,183
Thats you, goofy gus
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #430,403
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 49 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #430,409
They're back.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #430,410
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #430,412
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #430,415
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,435
I keep telling them not to cry.
henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,436
Lawrence joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,443
Take a video green
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,449
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,478
The mystery of this is literally hurting me.kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,550
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,631
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,646
I shall reveal who it is tonight! After 21:07 GMT
MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,647
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,653
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #430,655
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well done! I've spilt milkshake on my penis now thanks to your nonsensical post. What does it mean?
Well done! I've spilt milkshake on my penis now thanks to your nonsensical post. What does it mean?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #430,830
They're back. Who are they?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #430,831
@previous (A)
Fucking ask them! Are you even talking to this person, are are you literally just letting her walk into your flat and touch your stuff without reacting in any way?
Fucking ask them! Are you even talking to this person, are are you literally just letting her walk into your flat and touch your stuff without reacting in any way?
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #430,836
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #430,841
@previous (N)
Uh, maybe aak who she was and what she was doing in his home? Why, if a random person walked into your home and started moving your things around, would you just stand back and observe?
Fuck it, I get the feeling that we're never going to know the answer to this mystery anyway.
Uh, maybe aak who she was and what she was doing in his home? Why, if a random person walked into your home and started moving your things around, would you just stand back and observe?
Fuck it, I get the feeling that we're never going to know the answer to this mystery anyway.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #430,857
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You shouldn't interfere with animals in their native habitat. Yes. You should stand back and observe. You wouldn't approach a bear, would you?
You shouldn't interfere with animals in their native habitat. Yes. You should stand back and observe. You wouldn't approach a bear, would you?
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #430,860
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #430,861
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #430,863
They said that autistic people were controlled by demons.
Green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 22 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,121
They've turned up again. Who are they?
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,122
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,135
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,142
They say they are a human.
Anonymous Q replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,143
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,145
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,157
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,158
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,159
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,160
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,162
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,435
bump
Green !FUCKv4uxXg (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,474
Who are they?Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,476
@previous (Green !FUCKv4uxXg)
You know, but you refuse to say or even answer any questions about her!
You know, but you refuse to say or even answer any questions about her!
Anonymous S replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,477
Green !FUCKv4uxXg (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #431,480
I want her to go home so I can sleep, but she wants to tidy my kitchen.