Topic: Who is the most enviable poster in this fora, fora?
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#29,386
1. Jump: despite crippling mental problems, still manages to save lives with his exciting, scientific lab career. Jump is the first line of defense in case of a massive biological warfare attack, meaning that he will potentially save millions of lives, all in a day's work.
2. Kook: despite intense anger at mankind, and lesbian issues, still manages to comfort the sick and dying. She is literally an angel to these people.
3. Becky: a skilled social worker, she gave up a thriving law career to move back in with her father, and be a social worker, literally helping millions of people off of the street daily.
4. Matt: international swashbuckling adventure, playboy, womanizer, erudite scholar, master of a dozen languages, world traveler, successful writer, and more.
5. Green: world-class comedian and actor, despite crippling mental illness.
6. Falco: suffers from lycanthrope, but still manages to work at Disney world and brighten the lives of millions of sad children daily.
7. Triptych: despite being born in the lowest of Indian castes -- achuta (untouchables) -- to molesting parents, and despite a severe drug addiction and gender confusion, and despite scurvy and rickets from intense malnutrition, still manages to graduate high school and rise above her filthy caste.
8. Syntax: suffers from acute dementia and late-stage Alzheimer's, and can barely shuffle and hobble around in a circle, but still manages to run 10 miles every day, surf for three hours ever day, dance for five hours every day (leaving his teenage dance partners panting), own islands with Jacques Cousteau, and be a secret triple agent.
9. Bert: despite being a successful serial killer and rapist, has managed to evade incarceration for decades. And despite literally having no liver, still drinks 5 bottles of Everclear daily.