Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#29,380
So I saw this box of tampons by the company OB. It was their "Pro" line. I got to thinking, who the hell is a professional tampon user? And do I really want to know about the amateurs?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later[^][v]#429,884
Amateurs use Tesco Value tampons thanks.
Sen !q/sOExraek joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#429,887
After you've used tampons with applicators for around five years, you receive a prestigious letter that explains the pathway to advanced tamponship. Should you accept the letter's offer, you are given an intensive course, and if you pass, you've made it to the big leagues. You are given a certificate of tampon mastership which you must present to the cashier before buying pro tampons. Receiving the title of professional tamponeer is a proud moment in any girl's life.
You are clearly an amateur because if you had received the letter, you would know all this.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#429,888