Topic: Anyone else not like alcohol?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,936

I'd rather have a nice healthy glass of orange juice or milk.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #53,974

Would you like a teddy bear tonight? I'll be up to read you your bedtime story in 5 minutes, go and brush those tushy pegs!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,978

@previous (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
I'm straight edge. Beer will make you fat.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,981

I don't like how alcohol makes me feel. I hate the taste and get nauseous.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,983

@53,978 (A)

> I'm straight edge.

I was at a concert once and a 'sr8X' guy knocked my drink out of my hand.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,984

@53,978 (A)
Then drink liquor instead of beer, and exercise.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,996

Wait. This thread doesn't make sense. I'm drinking bear right now.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,998

@previous (A)
I want to drink a bear, too. D:

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,000

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I would rather eat a bear.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,001

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Even one with chainsaw arms?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,004

> get put in your place in thread
> derail topic until nobody seems to notice it anymore

derp

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,005

@54,001 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Especially. If our resident bear would like to arm herself, I'm ready.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,007

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Eat it through a straw, at least. Or in a glass. Please. :3

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,008

I enjoy being in full possession of my senses. Guess people like DM don't have much to lose in that department.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,009

@54,000 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,011

@54,007 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Is it possible to perform oral sex in that manner? It seems very ineffective.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,012

@54,009 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Sometimes, you just take turns.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,013

@54,011 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Why would you fellate a bear?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,015

@54,004 (F)
Wut.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,017

OP, are you like the straight edge dude who knocked the drink out of my hand? He came to a funny end.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,018

@54,013 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
It's cunnilingus, sweetheart. But we could do other things, if she doesn't care for it.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,019

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Oh, right. Sorry. ;_;

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,027

@54,012 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
or 69

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,029

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I agree. See everyone, I'm not creepy. I have been Broseph approved.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #54,035

@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I like this. Someone make me a stamp-like image macro that says "BROSEPH APPROVED!"

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,163

Me. I've tried vodka and rum...the taste is far too strong and unpleasant even if I mix it with over 75% coke or something. It's just not my cup of tea.

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,197

@previous (H)

> try one drink
> disregard all alcoholic drinks ever

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,202

Reporting in. I am as OP. in fact, I'm drinking orange juice now.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,204

@54,197 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)
I've even tried chocolate with alcohol in it too eww

Also, it was 3 different brands of vodka.. Rum was the worst. :'|

The Owl !yshAAUvyds replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,207

@previous (H)

At the end of the day, vodka is vodka.

Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,208

@54,035 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I know how you look, but I didn't save your picture I believe...
> mwf my shooping skills are baaaad.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #54,210

Yes. Alcohol is for fags.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

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