Topic: Remember me like this.
Green started this discussion 13 years ago #29,349 Shoving a bottle of gin up my arse. beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later[^] [v] #429,631 Dude, what are you doing?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 54 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,632 KEEP
CALM
and
SHOVE
GIN
IN
YOUR
ARSE
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago , 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,633 I think this is probably a bad idea.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago , 10 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,634 @429,631 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I'm doing this for science. My shitty Samsung chargers are broken, so I'm proving science right by alcohol up my bum.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago , 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,635 @previous (Green )
I don't think this will bring your chargers back. Can't you just drink it?
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago , 33 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,636 Green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,637 @429,635 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I will drink the litre of spirits that didn't up my bum. Don't you science?
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago , 15 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,638 @previous (Green )
You still there?
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 52 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,639 Tesco value gin.
discopig !MQdrBLarPI joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,640 did you get drunk
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago , 9 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,642 I don't feel good.
Meta joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 11 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,643 @429,635 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
It is, in fact, scientifically proven that taking a one liter Tesco Value gin enema will, indeed, repair a damaged Samsung charger.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago , 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,644 @previous (Meta )
Also, it is a great way to get alcohol poisoning.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,645 @429,643 (Meta )
My phone is charging. I starting punching my laptop but then I took gin anally and plugged my Samsung charger in and it work.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago , 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #429,646 @previous (Green )
Are you okay? Did you stop ingesting alcohol? You should stop.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #429,647 @429,642 (Green )
Go to the hospital.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #429,649 You seem to have accrued a large collection of rubbish. Have you had it valued?
Meta replied with this 13 years ago , 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #429,656 @429,646 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
This. Green, please stop drinking. It's not funny anymore, it's starting to get scary.
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago , 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #429,657 I'm ok. Only had a 5th of gin up my bum.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #429,658 @previous (Green )
That gin.. had the spirit.... of to4str locked away.. inside, and you, have unleashed, the, beast!
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #429,659 @previous (I)
U wot m8 i gun do fkn Imesh
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,669 Jesus, man.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,670 @previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Yep, this.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago , 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,672 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do you remember back when he was coherent, and posted mostly about pokemon? How far things have come.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs double-posted this 13 years ago , 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,695 @429,636 (Green ) beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago , 27 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,696 @previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Beautiful!
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,697 ....
> drop in to say hi
> see green shoving things in his ass
wat
Lawrence joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,700 Best thing I've seen all day
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago , 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,747 @429,672 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
I do remember, yes. It's pretty sad how much he's degraded. He used to have relationships, even.
jump !NFkQePxwGo joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,751 That's not how you take alcohol anally.
Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago , 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,825 @429,695 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
meh
Anonymous J replied with this 13 years ago , 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,826 @previous (G)
I love it. :D
Fluffy !HCpO4h0pF. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,908 @429,634 (Green )
Samsung chargers are shit (love my Samsung though). Putting alcohol in your ass can easily kill.
Fluffy !HCpO4h0pF. double-posted this 13 years ago , 49 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,909 @429,751 (jump !NFkQePxwGo)
How is it done? Oral syringe? Funnel?
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #430,178 @429,695 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Goddammit I'm gay now.
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