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HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY started this discussion 13 years ago#29,330
Well? Since you're a Texan, I can only guess you'd drive a big diesel truck. Not only are they more fuel efficient than gas trucks, they are also much more reliable and put out more torque, making them the clear, superior choice over gas trucks. In fact, one could say that gas trucks are entirely pointless. But what do you drive, anyway?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#429,493
A Cadillac, with steer horns on the front grill.
MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#429,498
@OP
This, but with bull horns on the front, a Confederate flag on the tailgate, a Ron Paul and an NRA bumper sticker, and a gun rack with three AR-15s locked and loaded with 75 round drum magazines.
MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#429,499
Oh, and the horn plays "Dixie", too.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#429,500
@429,498 (MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw) @previous (MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw)
This explains everything.
MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#429,501
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I didn't want one of those little F350 faggot trucks. This ain't San Francisco.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#429,502
@previous (MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw)
Yeah, we're talking Texas, home of Austin TX.
MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#429,507
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
It was a good town till them damn Yankees and Californians queered it up.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#429,508
@previous (MetalPairofducks !PARAdoxiHw)
Californians are fucking up Colorado, Montana and Washington :(
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#429,517