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Topic: I'm converting to Christianity.

Green started this discussion 13 years ago #29,304

I'm sick of my decadent atheist ways. This morning I saw something that blew my mind. Last year I bought some things, and the £10 note I used had something written on it about
money being the root of all evil. I was looking at Bibles in The Blue Cross and one had notes in it about money being the root of all evil. I bought it. At the bank later, I took out £10 and I got the ripped corner of an extra £10. I think this is a sign or Jesus is speaking to me.

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Fluffy !HCpO4h0pF. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later[^] [v] #429,253

That cracked me up, dude :)

Oops meant this

>money being
the root of all evil. I bought
it.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,255

@OP
Waste of time. Christianity is just another tool of neurotypical oppression. Thanks.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,256

@previous (C)
http://www.examiner.com/article/all-autistic-kids-are-atheists-and-atheism-is-a-form-of-autism

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #429,264

Amazing coincidence @OP. Just the other day I was burning my bible with Walmart Great Value air freshener flamethrower, and I looked in my wallet and I found a $10 bill which I used to buy a cricket bat to twat my TV with. God truly works in mysterious ways.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,278

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
You are unpatriotic. You should have bought a baseball bat.

Green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,290

I use to have a really nice Bible. But when my ex-girlfriend went on holiday last year. I went a bit crazy. I thought I was the Anti-Christ. It was the bloody Olympics fault. I thought that aliens were going to land at the closing ceremony and take us away in their spaceships. Anyway, before that, I was trying to summon demons with my gold edge Bible. I got a knife and drew a pentagram in it. Then I started stabbing the Bible and I eventually just ripped it up. I really liked that Bible.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 53 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,302

To be honest I think they have the best women.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,303

@previous (E)
Out of every other religion? Please explain

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,304

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
It's just better for me. I was raised in a Christian area so I'm sure that has a lot to do with my preference.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,314

@previous (E)
But what makes the women better?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,316

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Leave him alone.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,323

@previous (G)
Oh please. If someone makes a public statement, than it shouldnt be crazy to discuss it

Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,325

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
It's okay, E, I'm distracting her angst on to me! Run!

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,361

I've converted back to atheism again after I remembered the time cycles.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,383

@previous (Green)
> Green posted 8 hours ago #29,304
> I'm sick of my decadent atheist ways

> Green (OP), 1 hour ago[^] [v] #429,361
> I've converted back to atheism again

You always cheer me up!

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TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,384

Externally hosted image@429,361 (Green)
Consider Islam. Thanks.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,438

@429,290 (Green)
Antikhristos is pretending to be green.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,510

@429,325 (G)
Yeah, tell that little bitch to run

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,526

@429,384 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
http://www.bibleprophecyandtruth.com/notes/islam.aspx?gclid=CIrm7pnGt7gCFU2R3godFToAWA
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