Topic: Green, do you have council?

jump !NFkQePxwGo started this discussion 13 years ago #29,298

You should call around and see if any will help you out. You shouldn't get steamrolled by the typicals because they can use the courts and you don't have money to have someone competent looking out for your interests. Please don't let yourself be steamrolled by these fucks. Explain your mental health issues and that you can't afford a solicitor. The law is a form of magic. You cannot fight magic without a wizard. You need a solicitor, otherwise they can do anything they want to you.

It might take a lot of calls because solicitors aren't like kingdom, they're greedy fucks. I would assume there are resources for fixed income chaps such as yourself. Don't go out without a fight.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #429,184

Green can't work with neurotypical counsel. They get angry when he takes a shit on their desk and tries to light their law books on fire.

jump !NFkQePxwGo (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #429,185

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
He wouldn't do that.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,213

I really want a picture of jump's head photoshopped onto that picture of a guy holding all of those tangled Christmas light wires, and then a caption underneath saying I BET THE TYPICALS DID THIS

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 45 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,221

@previous (C)
Jump isn't worth the time and effort.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,224

@previous (D)
Mocking him is.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,226

@previous (C)
True. Barely.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,233

None of the lawyers in town will do the injunction case, so I have to defend myself.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,234

@previous (E)
You should do a bunch of legal research and figure out bullshit ways to defend yourself or at least delay things.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,235

I'm going to start packing my bags today. This is like a train wreck and my life is crashing around me.

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 37 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,236

@429,234 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)

Freeman on the Land

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,239

@429,235 (E)
Your own fault.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,241

@429,235 (E)
Where are you going to go?

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,242

@429,239 (H)

No. This is your fault.

Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,243

@previous (E)
As a reptilian, I have to agree.

Minichan