Topic: In these times of trouble, let us remember the words of Jesus Christ, lord and savior:

Sen !q/sOExraek started this discussion 13 years ago #29,277

"I am thirsty." ~ John 19:28.

jump !NFkQePxwGo joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #428,936

"... for your seed. Cum down my throat." ~ John 19:29.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #428,940

I'm thirsty John, Jesus.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #428,942

> I am thirsty

I heard Green say that one time too. Shit, maybe we should write a Minichan gospel.

Sen !q/sOExraek (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #429,082

@428,936 (jump !NFkQePxwGo)
Close enough.

@previous (D)
Are you insinuating that Green is the messiah?

Fluffy !HCpO4h0pF. joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,200

@previous (Sen !q/sOExraek)

He might be. Jesus like to turn his water to alcohol, and if you read the Apocrypha, Jesus probably set fire to something at Greens age. I dunno, I not read the whole thing yet - but I hear he was irresponsible with his powers when he was younger. Or performing illusions, or maybe just some random guys wrote it

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Green replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,206

@previous (Fluffy !HCpO4h0pF.)

I can turn Tesco value apple juice into cider.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,207

@429,200 (Fluffy !HCpO4h0pF.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,209

Those are John's words, you fucking troll.

@previous (squeegee)
Just whom is this handsome gentlemae???

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,210

@previous (G)
Some extra from the movie "Varsity Blues."

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,222

@429,209 (G)
> Those are John's words
He was quoting Jesus. Thanks.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,223

@428,942 (D)
Yes, but Green must be Jesus. Dying at the hands of the typicals for our sins, and crowned with a burning fedora. Then he is resurrected and goes to heaven, which is a solid 24k gold Tesco™ with a swimming pool filled with value cider.

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Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #429,225

@429,222 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
I wouldn't know, I'm not into religion. Cheers.