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Topic: Fora why have I not died yet?

Meta !PARAdoxiHw started this discussion 13 years ago #29,213

I've been trying to eat and drink myself to death for a month now and I'm not dead yet what am I doing wrong?

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SPRITE™ !SPRITE9KTI joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #428,158

You are not drinking like a man. Thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #428,159

The food is keeping you alive. It is evil.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #428,160

slightly relevant: i havent slept in just about going on 3 days and am able to keep my eyes open without blinking for a very abnormal length of time. i start to see shit like lights and flashes, mainly the color green in the dark. my window keeps higighting green like im about to be abducted by Zuaneo9-f am i dead also thing as moldingtogether almost like an acid flashback also i fapped super easily

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #428,178

@previous (D)
is that you tteh?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #428,179

> I've been trying to eat and drink myself to death for a month now
That's not how it works, Metabro.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #428,184

@previous (F)
It worked for John Candy

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #428,189

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)

I've tried to drink myself to death. It doesn't work. You need to go ape man.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #428,271

@428,178 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
naw

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #428,341

Liver failure's a pretty damn painful way to die
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