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Topic: I was gonna go to the m2014 prerelease but my friend bailed on me last minute!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 13 years ago #29,200

Fuck!!!

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #427,901

Man up and buy the cards yourself, nerd.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #427,903

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't have a ride there. :(

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #427,908

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Then run, damn you! WoTC won't love you if you don't!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #427,909

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No I am just gonna cry myself to sleep, thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #427,913

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Is that an elite MTG move?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #427,918

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's a shut the fuck up or I'll ban you move.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #427,919

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wow, so does doing it make banning people more effective? Interesting.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #427,921

nerd

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #427,923

Externally hosted image@previous (C)
Shut up nerd.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #427,926

> Nerd.

binge replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #427,931

Externally hosted image@427,923 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
N- EEERRRRRDDDDD

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #427,936

Externally hosted image@427,926 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
@previous (binge)
Fuck both of you faggots.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #427,937

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fuck you I'm not a faggot. I'll fucking suck your dick you piece of shit.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #427,938

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
Wow please text me so we can arrange this thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #427,940

@427,936 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Kill them, Mark. Kill them all.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #427,942

@427,938 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Sent. ;)

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #427,943

@427,940 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Hey Killer Lettuce, you need to listen very, very carefully. So far, I have put up with your shit because it is funny. I can appreciate a good troll, a good joke, a pasty or two in the middle of the night. But you are very close to crossing the line. I want you to know that once I "go TTEH" on someone, it is over. I have ruined lives, destroyed careers, bankrupted people, even provoked one suicide. You may think I am "trolling" with a "schtick," but you have no idea, man. You and I are both professional trolls. We know how far to go without crossing a line, and that is fine. But I am warning you, if you fuck with my family, or continue to use my name, I am going to go TTEH on your ass, and you do not want that. I know all about your little secret, and your childhood, and I will not hesitate to destroy your fucking life. So back off, and let's keep it at a fun level.

I hope you realise, Killer Lettuce, how serious I am. I like you because you are funny, but I have a decades-long track record of destroying lives on the internet when people go to far. Laugh it off. That is cool. Just do not go too far and I will not target you. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #427,944

@previous (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
> a pasty or two in the middle of the night
What, you don't appreciate your midnight pasties? All you had to do was say, bud.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #427,950

what

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #427,954

Ah, you added images of dicks to symbolise the "dick waving" that started ITT. Clever!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #427,970

Attn mods/admins: stop fucking adding these pics to my threads thanks.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 57 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #427,985

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What? Nobody added any pictures.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #427,987

@427,970 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
There aren't any pictures here, dude. You're seeing things.

What sort of pictures are you seeing, anyway?

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