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Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#29,171
A lot of shops I'm my town sell colored hairspray, but every fucking one have run out of green, so I can't dress up as the Joker. I get drunk, and I want a spontaneous tattoo, but all the fucking parlours are closed.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#427,576
How much do you get in benefits per month?
yeastfucker joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,697
too fucking much, seems he has no probs always getting loads of beer,spirits, hairspray lipstick, wigs n fedoras, I work an still never have enuff spare cash for a fedora, I have to shit in a toilet.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,698
@previous (yeastfucker)
Plus free apartment, free medical care, free food, everything. The UK must be a nice place, you just cry "oh I'm so depressed, I can't work!" and you have it made.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,701
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
No, saying you're depressed does NOT work. You gotta at least induce a temporary psychosis
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,704
@previous (E)
So if I punch a window, shit into a hat, and then autofellate while badly crossdressed, would that work?
Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,708
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
If you're trying to get arrested, I imagine it would work very well :)
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,721
@427,704 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Huffing is the key. Become a huffer.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,825
@427,698 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
I think green is legitimately mentally ill. Would you hire him, or want to work with him?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,826
@427,698 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
In America, our crazy people roam the streets. Hungry and homeless. Not a good system
Raiden replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,845
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
It ain't that much better in the UK
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,856
If matt met someone he had a passing resemblance too how long would he wait before jerking him off? 20 minutes?
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#427,867