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Topic: I'm drunk as shit, and my girlfriend is insane

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago #2,908

What do you do if you despise your GF as a human being, but she fucks you on a regular basis?

GerK !SWvIfe9lJA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later[^] [v] #53,509

Take it like a man.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #53,511

Jesus, didn't you just start dating her?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #53,512

Why do you despise her?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,513

Only be with her when you're fucking her. Otherwise, stay away?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,514

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
That's a horrible idea. What about her feelings? Do you condone men using women in that way?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,515

this is the asian girl you were talking about a few weeks back?

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,517

@53,512 (D)
1. Half the time, she is speaking a language I don't understand
2. She texts and calls me constantly, and expects me to be free to talk to her all the time
3. She represents everything I hate in a female. She is very immature (18, btw), and sometimes acts like she is 13, particularly around my friends.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,519

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)
Break up with her, then.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,520

@53,514 (D)
OP asked for advice, I gave it to him. Unless it was a rhetorical question, in which case nvmlol

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,522

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
...
I realize that you gave him advice. What I'm questioning is the advice you gave, not whether or not you gave it.

nimanj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,523

Break up with her, you moron.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,524

@53,522 (D)
Honestly, I don't care one way or the other.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,525

@OP

Do you think you ever do anything to irritate her?

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,527

@53,524 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Dipshit.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,529

@previous (D)
Lol.
Sorry?

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,531

@53,525 (H)

> Do you think you ever do anything to irritate her?

I irritate myself, so probably.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,540

If this is what you think the meaning of a relationship is, go with it. If you're miserable and unhappy, why don't you let go of the anchor pulling your ship down ultimately?

faggot !26D7I/H7YY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,542

fuck her face

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,545

Good idea.

Fuck her face, OP. And while she's busy getting her face fucked, all teary-eyed, tell her that you're through with her. Then pull out, light a cigarette, and throw a towel on her shaking, devastated body.

faggot !26D7I/H7YY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,546

@previous (K)
then fuck her booty-pipe

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,548

@previous (faggot !26D7I/H7YY)
No. He's through with her.

faggot !26D7I/H7YY replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,549

@previous (K)
BOOTY-PIPE

if he's going to stop fucking her then he might as well get some good raep memories for the road

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,551

I think you should post pictures of her on here out of spite. That would really teach her...yeah!

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,552

@53,545 (K)

> Good idea.
>
> Fuck her face, OP. And while she's busy getting her face fucked, all teary-eyed, tell her that you're through with her. Then pull out, light a cigarette, and throw a towel on her shaking, devastated body.

I want to buy you a beer, good sir.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #53,620

Have sex with her. When she tries to start fights, just stand up and walk out of the room.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,636

@OP

to quote Tom Arnold in his supporting role in the 1994 movie "True Lies,"

C'mon Harry, ditch the bitch!

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,783

@53,517 (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)
I wish my girlfriend was more needy. I only see her twice a week =<

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,805

leave her or work on your relationship...those are the only two options. the fact that you didn't realize them, considering the fact that you had to ask, obviously, to me, says that you're not ready for a relationship simply because she's either the only person you seem to think is willing to have sex with you and you're afraid to jeopardize that. which, if that's the case, dude, anyone will have sex with you if you have money and/or access to alcohol regardless of the aforementioned

Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,811

Oh boy, Jack, you got issues. ;p

Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,814

@53,805 (Q)
Is dat sum comon sence?


> she's either the only person you seem to think is willing to have sex with you and you're afraid to jeopardize that. which, if that's the case, dude, anyone will have sex with you if you have money and/or access to alcohol regardless of the aforementioned

This, a billion times this.
Just consider some of the threads he has made in the past~
They just reek of desperation at times...

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,816

@previous (Nega !.Y4iB6KrDo)
so right
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