Topic: Why are earrings shaped like penises?
Sen !q/sOExraek started this discussion 13 years ago #29,019
pic related| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Because of the patriarchy | 3 | 23% | |
| You associate everyday objects with phalluses because you subconciously desire a penis | 3 | 23% | |
| I like penises | 4 | 31% | |
| It just happens to be a functional shape | 2 | 15% | |
| An underground sex cult invented post earrings in the early 60's | 1 | 8% | |
| Other (please specify) | - | 0% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 hours later[^] [v] #426,299
Because they're for women only, and women love penises.