Topic: Would you watch a Green sex tape?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #29,005

I want, and need, a Green sex tape.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
YES!	4	31%
No.	9	69%

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #426,165

I'm not sure whether he would pound away like a jackhammer, or flop aimlessly like a fish. But I'm pretty sure it's one of the two.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #426,166

The idea of watching that fat greasy pig sweating all over some old heifer fills me with dread.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #426,167

@previous (B)
And yet, you would still watch it. You would feel compelled to.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #426,168

@previous (A)
I really wouldn't. He disgusts me enough as it is.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #426,170

@OP
I'm holding out for a Bella sextape.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #426,178

@426,167 (A)
yeah i would never watch this
you are gross
are you postmortem

Lawrence joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #426,186

Yes, yes I would. It's the trainwreck that you can't take your eyes off of.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #426,187

@426,167 (A)
@previous (Lawrence)
these

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #426,217

Whom is he sexing in this video?

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #426,219

@previous (G)
Knowing Green, the possibilities include:

- A Qur'an
- His couch
- A bus stop
- Someone's real estate sign

It all depends on how much cider he's had.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #426,221

@previous (H)
Or an NHS dentist's sign.

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