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Topic: Rant: My sister is annoying,

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso started this discussion 15 years ago #2,898

Ever since she heard of the 'trollface', she always talks about it.

Every fucking time someone smiles in a movie, she says, "OMGLOL IT LUUKS LIEK TROLLFACE!!!11!1!!".

It's fucking annoying.

/endminorrant

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #53,182

rape her

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,186

Lol.
Sounds annoying.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,194

The very first reply in a Minichan thread of course suggests incest to solve this.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,197

Where did she hear of trollface from?
If it was from you than I have no sympathy for you.

Mister !Bones6oqqQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,208

@53,182 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)

> rape her

QFT

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,218

@53,197 (E)

> Where did she hear of trollface from?

Garry's Mod.

Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,220

@OP

The solution is this: Get your sister on Minichan.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,222

Rape.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,223

rape

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,224

Do what a real priest would do: rape.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,226

WWJD
rape

The Owl !yshAAUvyds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,228

Thanks for letting us know that that was supposed to be a rant. I never would have got that you were ranting without you signposting 'rant' on your topic.

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #53,230

Sounds like she just needs a good dicking is all.

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #53,236

@53,228 (The Owl !yshAAUvyds)

Glad to help ya!

I've come up with a decision that I thought of by myself:


R a p e .

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #53,247

@previous (Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso)
> I've come up with a decision that I thought of by myself:
> R a p e .
That's pretty disgusting bro. People like you should be banned on sight.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #53,249

Has anyone mentioned rape?

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #53,250

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #53,252

Ask her if she knows who this guy is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YsGJz3j4os
/me really likes the muzak for some reason.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #53,253

rape

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #53,259

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)

Dammit! Why didn't I think of that before!

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,265

@53,250 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
Perhaps we should mention raep.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,364

In after rape

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,370

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

> In after rape
> in after
> 2 hours after the original post
That entirely depends on OPs stamina I'd say.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,378

Do what Candlejack does, rope h

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,382

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nooo! Don't say Candlejack's name because then h

faggot !26D7I/H7YY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,547

fuck her face

nimanj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,550

Good idea.

Fuck her face, OP. And while she's busy getting her face fucked, all teary-eyed, tell her that you're through with her. Then pull out, light a cigarette, and throw a towel on her shaking, devastated body

faggot !26D7I/H7YY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,556

@previous (nimanj)
then fuck her booty-pipe

nimanj replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,558

@previous (faggot !26D7I/H7YY)
I guess that's ok he lives with her

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,561

@53,550 (nimanj)

> light a cigarette,

I don't have any...

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,638

Lewd comment, possibly involving pedophilia and rape.

nimanj replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,644

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Fuck her face, OP. And while she's busy getting her face fucked, all teary-eyed, tell her that you're through with her. Then pull out, light a cigarette, and throw a towel on her shaking, devastated body.

hamfist joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,648

@53,230 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
HAWAIIN HAPPY SAUCE

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,654

How old is your sister? Does she like older men? I could take her off your hands. I just need help getting this 600lb steel door into my cellar.

!Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,655

wat?

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,683

@53,644 (nimanj)

> light a cigarette,

As I said, I don't have any cigarettes.

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,710

Update: So I tried to rape her, but she ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. So I took a hammer out of my dad's toolbox and killed her with it. Then I fucked the body and shoved the hammer up her ass.

Where do I hide the body?

!Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,713

@previous (Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso)

keister it

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,747

@53,710 (Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso)
Dude... just toss it in the trash. No one is going to be looking for her.

nimanj replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,862

@53,710 (Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso)
Put the hammer back. Your dad might go looking for that hammer.

totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,865

@53,654 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I love the Fritzl jokes.

Pimpin' Priest !WC2hBeYWso (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,903

@53,747 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)

But my dad looks for his food in the trash, I'm afraid he'll find the hammer.
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