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Topic: I'm thinking of burning my apartment down.

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,971

What else is there?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #425,916

Wait! Wait for the delegation of reptilians who will pay you in jewgold not to do anything rash! You have upset our plan. We mean to make some recompense... It'll be okay, just don't burn anything down yet.

If you you want to look obvious, go outside and try to find Vega. Stare at it for a while, and we will be in contact.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

beckyboat joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,917

I can't fault this plan.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,918

@previous (beckyboat)
Are you dating a fishing captain now? How are the tuna subs?

beckyboat replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,919

@previous (B)
There are no tuna subs and no.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,921

@previous (beckyboat)
Where is the boat? What adventure are you going on?

Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,925

@OP
No really. Jesus died outside. It just doesn't work if he dies in some bloke's flat. This is an important part of the brainwashing of the human race. Please just do as we ask.
-The reptilians

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Anonymous B triple-posted this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,928

Green? Do you know where to find Vega in the sky?? Look north.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,929

@425,918 (B)
She is the fishing captain.

Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #425,930

@425,916 (B)
I'm breaking cover now. I am rogue reptilian. I just wanted to help you pathetic apes. Looks like it isn't working. And yes, I know the penalty for breaking cover.
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