The 39, almost 40 year old man who has been obsessed with Syntax for 15 years
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33%
The 79, almost 80 year old man who has been obsessed with Matt for 15 years
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The person who was drinking Sprite™ when they read the headline.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#425,576
Write in: The man drinking Tesco Value Cider™ who is practicing yoga right now.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,580
@previous (B)
He is pretty sad, you do have a point there. But with Syntax's swing dance skills, I bet his ten myle yoga could out-contort Green. I have no idea who would win in a drinking contest between Matt and Green: they're both pretty accomplished in that regard. Matt has the benefit of experience, but his liver is almost gone.
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Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,583
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw) > I have no idea who would win in a drinking contest between Matt and Green
We should organize one!
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,585
@previous (B)
Yes! Supply them with two 55 gallon drums of box wine, and make them both moderators for 24 hours.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,587
Matt has already agreed to a dance off with syntax, to settle the score. I think it would put my mind at rest, about whom is more sad