Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago#28,930
What are the religious beliefs of the chans. Minichan is predominantly atheist and Jewish. Tinychan is satanists, pagans and Christians. Scatchan are Islamites. What is your thoughts?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[^][v]#425,502
No God, no Buddha, no angels
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,504
The supreme being Xenu came to Earth millions of years ago, bringing humans with him. He arranged these humans around volcanoes and exploded hydrogen bombs in the volcanoes. Thetans, alien spirits, then gathered and inhabited the human bodies. We all have thetans living inside of us.
Psychiatry is also evil.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,511
We're Scientologists here. We don't believe in god as such, but you are an eternal Thetan who has existed for trillions of years.
All problems in you life are caused by engrams, which are like mental scars caused by traumatic experiences in this and other lives. By running these engrams and dissipating their charge, you can become "clear" and free from pain.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,514
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
'cause the universe been around for trillions of years, right? I don't understand how people get sucked into that shit... I used to get jiggy wit' it
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,515
Killer Lettuce and kook are Christians. Everyone else is Jewish.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,516
@425,514 (B)
Scientology is the only major world religion with a cosmological time scale long enough for the universe to evolve.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#425,517
@425,515 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Yes, we reptilian Jewanoidz outnumber you whiny Earthlings by orders of magnitude... Snoogans
Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#425,518
@425,516 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Not necesarrily... though there is some evidence that the big bang is cyclic... which, given enough time, means I already said hi, but hi again!