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Topic: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,929

Because Killer Lettuce was trying to rape it!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #425,485

Because it wanted to die.

Calm Cabbage !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,487

rape is wrong op

i prefer to make them fight to improve natural selection

thus super chickens

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,488

@425,485 (B)
Yes. I always saw that joke as a euphemism for a suicidal chicken.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,489

@previous (A)
The chicken can also be a metaphor for a cowardly person who walks into oncoming traffic to kill themself. These joke is actually a deep philosophical enigma. Damn you Killer Lettuce.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,490

@425,487 (Calm Cabbage !!iNo3FkiZx)
> that picture
top lel

Calm Cabbage !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 17 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,491

@425,488 (A)
Oh god.

I didn't get it, then I thought about it and it makes sense.

That's some surprisingly dark stuff from the world's most generic joke.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,492

because it pooted

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,493

@425,490 (D)
gb2reddit

Calm Cabbage !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,494

@previous (F)
I lel'd

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,495

@425,493 (F)
gb2/b/

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,496

@previous (D)
I can't post on 4chan. Thanks.

Anonymous F double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,497

@425,494 (Calm Cabbage !!iNo3FkiZx)
Fuck off you newfag. I've been here a year and remember this site being better before reddit users like you came here.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,498

@425,496 (F)
That's a shame.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,499

@425,491 (Calm Cabbage !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ask Mark.

Calm Cabbage !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,501

@425,497 (F)
Top lel

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,507

@previous (Calm Cabbage !!iNo3FkiZx)

gb2reddit. We don't need newfags like you shitting up this board.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,534

To get to the other side.

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,538

AnonTalk: because no one REALLY wants to be a Chantard or a Redditard.
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