Topic: Lol, facade
!KThEOwLwbU started this discussion 13 years ago #28,916
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Thu Jul 04 01 17 42 2013
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
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(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
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GRACE
What for? -- (interrupted)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
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TRIP
Oh, he's here!
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
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TRIP
No, he's right on time!
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Trip...!
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Andrew!!
ANDREW
Hey bro I brought some melons
TRIP
Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted)
ANDREW
I know I'm in fancy dress
ANDREW
I was at a party
ANDREW
Cool huh
ANDREW
It's solid snake
(Trip closes the front door.)
ANDREW
Nuuuuu
(ANDREW knocks on the front door.)
(ANDREW knocks on the front door.)
Thu Jul 04 01 17 42 2013
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What for? -- (interrupted)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Trip...!
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Andrew knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Andrew!!
ANDREW
Hey bro I brought some melons
TRIP
Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted)
ANDREW
I know I'm in fancy dress
ANDREW
I was at a party
ANDREW
Cool huh
ANDREW
It's solid snake
(Trip closes the front door.)
ANDREW
Nuuuuu
(ANDREW knocks on the front door.)
(ANDREW knocks on the front door.)
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #425,270
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
GRACE
What -- Trip, don't give me that look!
GRACE
You're going to drive me crazy!
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
God... Trip!
ADAM
will you two shutup
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Adam!!
TRIP
Hey! It's been too long, man! How are you doing, you look great!
ADAM
i'm not going to hug you get away
(Trip closes the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
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Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
TRIP
That should be obvious!
GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP
Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
GRACE
What -- Trip, don't give me that look!
GRACE
You're going to drive me crazy!
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
(Adam knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
GRACE
God... Trip!
ADAM
will you two shutup
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Adam!!
TRIP
Hey! It's been too long, man! How are you doing, you look great!
ADAM
i'm not going to hug you get away
(Trip closes the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
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!KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,272
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,277
TRIP
Lisa!!
TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, how's it going?
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
LISA
can i snatch some melon juice
TRIP
Okay, Lisa, you know what? I think you should leave.
TRIP
Lisa, come on, you've got to go.
LISA
MELONS
Lisa!!
TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, how's it going?
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
LISA
can i snatch some melon juice
TRIP
Okay, Lisa, you know what? I think you should leave.
TRIP
Lisa, come on, you've got to go.
LISA
MELONS
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs double-posted this 13 years ago, 39 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,278
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs triple-posted this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,279
also: there's a way to glitch through the wall so you can run around outside the room and evade trip when he tries to kick you out
Sen !q/sOExraek joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,281
