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Topic: the ol' postmortem charm works again

postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk started this discussion 13 years ago #28,909

I just got out of my job interview. I was hired on the spot!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #425,170

Where at?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,174

op

We will stay tuned for the drama of your firing.

postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,175

@425,170 (B)
Medditeranean cafe.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,176

@previous (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Will you have to spell the word Mediterranean at any point for this job? Thanks, thanks.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #425,177

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=medditeranean%20salad

1. Mediterranean Salad


The sexual act of lathering a partners genitals with hummus and then eating the desired area clean. The hummus can be applied by any means, most commonly by spreading the hummus across the lips, then lathering the genitals with the hummus-covered lips.
Tommy had an itch on his anus and asked Mike to perform a mediterranean salad on him to relieve the itch.

John got a raise at work and was rewarded rectally by his wife with a Mediterranean salad.

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #425,180

@425,176 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
No it's a site he's creating, Meddit. It's for Eraneans Iranians.

Falco joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #425,182

Smoke weed every day

Handel !JwkjmyyOPs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #425,190

You got a job as a waiter, SUCH an achievement!

postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,228

@previous (Handel !JwkjmyyOPs)
I am happy, why can't I be happy?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,242

@previous (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Cos you are a massive wanker

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,247

@425,176 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)

> Will you have to spell the word Mediterranean at any point for this job? Thanks, thanks.

ha ha

@425,228 (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
you can be happy but you should feel bad about being you sometimes (for them)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,280

Just memorize the menu. That is all.

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,284

Now you've got the job I can reveal the secret of the food service trade... everyone fucking hates it there. Even the managers usually.

postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,310

@425,176 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I hope not lol.
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