Topic: I'm wearing a fedora.

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,905

To look like a pretentious twat. I feel like a god though.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #425,097

Beware the wrath of sofa gods! They will hurt you if you burn them. Dispose of fedoras in a garden. THAT IS THE APPROPRIATE PLACE!

Anonymous B double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,098

Fedoras should not be burnt in the place where couches could be made to suffer.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #425,099

Fedoras are cool. I wonder why this guy took a shit in his fedora and burned it...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #425,102

I feel like this hat is controlling me and making me evil.

postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,314

I remember like 5 years ago, not even that, when nobody wore fedoras except for like that one guy, and he looked cool. Now a buncha faggots think they can pull it off. No.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 37 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,316

@previous (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
have you ever owned a fedora?

postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,317

@previous (E)
No, I look bad in hats. I used to wear a beanie though.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,347

@previous (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
you also look bad when not wearing hats

postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #425,362

@previous (F)
Yeah, you know I have a weird forehead?Hats cover up hair and accentuate that like crazy. I look mentally ill. I don't look bad, people tell me I'm beautiful all the time, especially me. I say it to me every day in the mirror 50 times "You are a Golden God John. You are beautiful, amazing, and you will conquer this day today (then the date)"

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #425,373

@previous (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
> I look mentally ill.
Ain't that the truth.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #425,374

@425,362 (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
> I look mentally ill.
HMmmm...

> I say it to me every day in the mirror 50 times "You are a Golden God John. You are beautiful, amazing, and you will conquer this day today (then the date)"
I'm trying to enjoy a drink here. Stop making me accidentally inhale it while laughing.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #425,398

@previous (B)
> I'm trying to enjoy a drink here. Stop making me accidentally inhale it while laughing.
Was it Sprite?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #425,400

@425,362 (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Keep deluding yourself.

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