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Topic: job interview tomorrow

postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk started this discussion 13 years ago #28,890

At a meditteranean cafe, I am applying to be a waiter. Cool place, really good Gyros, lamb kebobs, dolmas, lamb kebobs, etc. Chill environment/not very big, reasonably priced, in a good area/not too far from my house (20 minute commute).

I've never been a waiter before so not sure what to expect exactly. Has anyone here been in the profession? If so, tips/pointers?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #424,960

If they have a hire you fire you policy, that includes eligibility to be rehired and fired endlessly. That is the place for you.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,963

My question is whether they have good lamb kebobs? What about lamb kebobs?

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Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,964

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)

Mutton deserves a break. I never once ceen Mutton kabobs on a menu

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,965

Bring a resume and references on nice/heavy paper, even if they didn't request it.

Have questions prepared that show you did some research.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,966

Don't crush anyone's hand. Don't talk about the Cheesecake Factory.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,967

Don't mention the reptilian threat unless they bring it up first. Work Minichan into the conversation if possible. This is your opportunity to help spread the word.

Handel !JwkjmyyOPs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,970

Try not to bring up Lexi, I know you like to do that in every social interaction you have.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #424,976

Insist that they call you Mr. Snuffleupagus Popopopolous. Ask how much Greece (read: grease) is in their food.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #424,978

Externally hosted image> kebobs

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #424,980

@previous (H)
hahahhahahhahahaha

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #424,982

Yes actually

customer service is most important. Also learn the menu and prices by heart so you can make suggestions if they're stuck.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,001

Memorize the menu. That is all.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,072

@424,978 (H)
i like everything about this
good job

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,095

If I'm ever in Texas I will make it a point to track you down and seriously injure you. I'll probably cut off one of your ears, give you an impromptu meatotomy, and remove half of your teeth.

Anonymous E replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,096

@previous (L)
Please take care to post this under his YouTube account. It would be amusing.

Anonymous L replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #425,100

@previous (E)
Link? I just may do that. I have to spend a day in Houston in about 2 weeks for a layover. Doesn't he live in Houston? If I have the opportunity I'll at least kick his ass, maiming him carries som scary legal repercussions, but giving him a good old beat down probably won't get me in any trouble.
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