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postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk started this discussion 13 years ago#28,839
So, LexI and I got in an argument tonight, not a big fight or anything, just a bit of a disagreement. Anyway I upset her, and she hung up the phone on me. Now you all know that I'm not a guy who lets things be, and I figured a sweet text message is so so common place that it wouldn't really do me much good. I mean it might help me on the road to favorable results, but would not be as effective as I would like. So, I wrote an apology letter, and drove to her house at 1:30 AM. I called her, and texted her that I was there so she could get the letter, but she did not reply, I assume she just put her phone away, and went to sleep, or to do something else. So I left it on her door, and drove home. I texted her where I left the letter, and then texted her dad to inform him about the letter, I figured maybe he would bring it inside.
So, was my gesture sweet, or was it weird? I was going for sweet obviously. I am asking you guys because if anything you people tend to be pretty honest.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#424,443
God you're such a fucking creep I don't know why she hasn't filed a restraining order against you yet. Grow up and stay the fuck out of relationships until you can act like a sane human being, you deranged weirdo.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#424,444
get your bi-polar in check bro
Sen !q/sOExraek joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#424,445
If I were her, I would never speak to you again. I would move to a different town, or better, state, and I would throw away my phone, burn down my house, and erase any piece of information that might tip you off as to where I was.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#424,446
Jesus christ it didn't even happen to me but I'm terrified
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#424,447
@OP > So, LexI and I got in an argument tonight, not a big fight or anything, just a bit of a disagreement. Anyway I upset her, and she hung up the phone on me.
Okay, you're a jerk.
> Now you all know that I'm not a guy who lets things be
read: fucking --sociopath-- obsessed boyfriend
> So, I wrote an apology letter
Okay. Good job!
> ...and drove to her house at 1:30 AM
LOL! Because THAT doesn't trigger any alarm bells.
> I called her, and texted her that I was there
I'm laughing SO hard right now.
> So I left it on her door
*literally* ROFL
> and drove home
Probably the best move you have made all night...
> .I texted her where I left the letter, and then texted her dad
If I had a daughter, I would make fun of her for dating you. If you came over, I would make fun of you at dinner until you got pissed off and threatened to either leave or fight me.
> So, was my gesture sweet, or was it weird?
It was weird.
> I was going for sweet obviously.
--But you are a complete sociopath who is overly concerned with how people see you.-- But you are the obsessed boyfriend who just doesn't get the hint that the world doesn't revolve around his satisfaction with other peoples' reactions to his (what end up looking creepy) efforts.
Okay...
Actually, I take back all the sociopath comments. You've opened my eyes. Actual sociopaths are good at getting people to see them in the most positive light. Now you're just the obsessed boyfriend who doesn't get the hint.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#424,459
Weird, really weird.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#424,463
postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#424,466
You fucking autistic morons, you're all scum. Guess what? It fucking worked, she called me to tell me how sweet she thought it was, and how much she appreciated it, and things instantly got better.
So, fuck you shit heads. Fuck you to hell.
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#424,467
@previous (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
You didn't even have to crush her hand...
postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#424,468
@424,447 (F)
The only daughter you could ever raise would be a total shithead, asshole, moron like yourself. Some fat, snobbish pig at best. You don't know what "sociopathy" is, you don't even know what "obsession" really is because you just throw the words around.
postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#424,470
@424,467 (F)
Oh, you're so fucking clever. Think of something new instead of being an autistic moron, how about that, you stupid fuck?
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#424,471
@424,468 (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk) @previous (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
So much rage... Better save those sentiments until you make sure that they're not just trying to keep you calm until the restraining order is official.
postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#424,472
@previous (F)
Anything original you say is idiotic, that's interesting. If you ever have people talk to you and want to make them laugh use a joke from a comedian or a knock-knock or something or it will be awkward for everyone. Not that you'd get the awkwardness seeing as you lack empathy.
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#424,473
@previous (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Nobody here likes you. You've gone out of your way to make yourself out to be a narcissistic asshole. You make Leonidas seem like a Zen Buddhist. Seriously just fuck off back to MySpace where cunts like yourself belong.
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#424,474
@previous (H) > You make Leonidas seem like a Zen Buddhist.
Yep, this.
I couldn't have said it better.
@424,472 (postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk) > you lack empathy.
Coming from you, this amuses me.
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Anonymous G replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#424,475
I can't tell at this point if Cupcake is permanently retarded, or just going through a phase.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#424,477
@OP
lets just put it this way. if i were her dad, i would definitely read the letter and get all up in her shit, causing her to come clean with me and tell me all about your antics, informing me that she shouldnt be allowed to deal with you and put up with your shit. you ruined a timeless romantic gesture with horrific execution and should be ashamed of yourself. you better pray the man doesnt pick up on your creepy vibes and take matters into his own (or the law's) hands.
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#424,480
squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#424,482
One day she'll see you can't actually do things like apologise in person, becuase in person people can tell when you're being insincere.
Its pretty obvious you arent actually sorry and only want to make her think you're sorry so she'll forgive you. If you were actually sorry a simple apology would suffice, but no, you have to prove you're sorry with an over the top gesture.
Silly
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#424,483
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 47 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#424,499
OP
> So, I wrote an apology letter, and drove to her house at 1:30 AM.
> and drove to her house at 1:30 AM.
> and drove to her house at 1:30 AM.
> and drove to her house at 1:30 AM.
> and drove to her house at 1:30 AM.
> and drove to her house at 1:30 AM.
You just don't when to stop.
postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#424,511
Well, it worked, and it went over well, so you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I have apologized to her in person before, as much as you like to think I'm this constantly insincere asshole, I'm not.
I'm not manipulating anyone, nor do I attempt to manipulate anyone. As much as you all think I'm the asshole, ironically it's you that makes it a point to be cruel to me any chance available, your insults often completely over the top.
I never broke Lexi's hand, and yet it's brought up constantly. It's getting downright stupid.
Honestly, I don't think this is about how bad I might be, it's about you wanting an easy target. You've determined that I have some negative things in my life, and you're deadset on making me feel bad, none of you could care less if I really was some crazed sociopath, that doesn't matter at all, you just like tryinf to hurt someone while feeling somewhat justified.
Anonymous H replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#424,522