Topic: duck vaginas
hamfist started this discussion 15 years ago #2,880
Did you know that ducks reproduce almost exclusively by rape? Female ducks have evolved to combat this with complicated vaginas that have corkscrews and false endings.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #52,879
I do not believe you. I insist on proof!!
hamfist (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,881
This actually provides a paradox - in order to advance, female ducks are making it harder to recreate.
hamfist (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,882
@52,879 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
It was from an article on Cracked (they cited their sources). Just search 'duck vaginas'.
It was from an article on Cracked (they cited their sources). Just search 'duck vaginas'.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,889
@previous (hamfist)
It's true.
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/12/female_ducks_evolving_to_avoid_endowed_males.php
It's true.
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/12/female_ducks_evolving_to_avoid_endowed_males.php
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,890
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
More duck rape, and they also engage in necrophilia.
http://idolbat.com/columns/vault/2007/04/duck_rape/
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research
More duck rape, and they also engage in necrophilia.
http://idolbat.com/columns/vault/2007/04/duck_rape/
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,893
Oh lord...Pic from the article. I believe is to keep dogs away.
hamfist (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,894
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,895
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,897
> "In species where forced copulation is common, males have evolved longer penises, but females have
So the ethnic groups of males (I could name them but don't want to appear racist) that have larger penises, genetically are the result of a long ancestry of rape, whereas the ones with small penises are genetically are the result of a long ancestry of consensual sex.
So the ethnic groups of males (I could name them but don't want to appear racist) that have larger penises, genetically are the result of a long ancestry of rape, whereas the ones with small penises are genetically are the result of a long ancestry of consensual sex.
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totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,909
@previous (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)
Nope.
http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2008/12/01/penis-length-study/french-have-longest-penises-in-the-eu.html
Nope.
http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2008/12/01/penis-length-study/french-have-longest-penises-in-the-eu.html
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,911
cloacae
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #52,912
@52,909 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
That didn't say which ethnic groups they were and they only chose countries from a single continent that mainly has one ethnic group, white.
That didn't say which ethnic groups they were and they only chose countries from a single continent that mainly has one ethnic group, white.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,056
Mallards have also been known to participate in acts of homosexual necrophilia.
80% of their babies are born from gangrape.
Mallard ducks are the most sexual creatures in the world. :3
80% of their babies are born from gangrape.
Mallard ducks are the most sexual creatures in the world. :3
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,058
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I've also read that when a male duck doesn't want to have sex, they will fake an enemy attack, so that they have an excuse to run off.
I've also read that when a male duck doesn't want to have sex, they will fake an enemy attack, so that they have an excuse to run off.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,067
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Lol, that's amazing.
All squirrel sex is also rape. The female runs up trees, through trees, etc., until she's stuck. Then the male who's chasing catches up and sexes her.
Lol, that's amazing.
All squirrel sex is also rape. The female runs up trees, through trees, etc., until she's stuck. Then the male who's chasing catches up and sexes her.
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,069
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,072
@previous (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
A better pick-up line is "Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I'm going to watch you alone in the dark."
A better pick-up line is "Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I'm going to watch you alone in the dark."
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,075
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,076
@53,072 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
My standby is "Are you from Mercury [awkward pause] because you're really fucking hot"
My standby is "Are you from Mercury [awkward pause] because you're really fucking hot"
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,079
@53,075 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
I lol'd at "I will bleed to death without my penis."
Dolphins cum at 80 mph. Or it might be kmph. I'm not sure. But if you gave a dolphin a blowjob, its cum would decapitate you.
I lol'd at "I will bleed to death without my penis."
Dolphins cum at 80 mph. Or it might be kmph. I'm not sure. But if you gave a dolphin a blowjob, its cum would decapitate you.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,080
@53,056 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> Mallard ducks are the most sexual creatures in the world.
That title goes to Bonobos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX7eX5mtiV0&feature=related
They hump to say hello, they hump to solve conflicts, they hump to say goodbye.
> Mallard ducks are the most sexual creatures in the world.
That title goes to Bonobos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX7eX5mtiV0&feature=related
They hump to say hello, they hump to solve conflicts, they hump to say goodbye.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,081
@53,076 (hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb)
I carry around a damp cloth and ask them if it smells like chloroform. t's surprising how many people smell it. :3
I carry around a damp cloth and ask them if it smells like chloroform. t's surprising how many people smell it. :3
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,082
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,083
@53,080 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Aw jeez. D: That's a wonderful society they have.
Alright. Can mallards be the most deviant, then? :3
Aw jeez. D: That's a wonderful society they have.
Alright. Can mallards be the most deviant, then? :3
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,084
@53,079 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I've seen trainers jack off male dolphins when they present an erection.
Check it. Snail sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BckqviVaWl0
I've seen trainers jack off male dolphins when they present an erection.
Check it. Snail sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BckqviVaWl0
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,086
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Er. That's...interesting. Heh.
Lmao, yeah. I saw a video of that in science class. :3
It's rather unfortunate that snail anuses end up on top of snail heads...
Er. That's...interesting. Heh.
Lmao, yeah. I saw a video of that in science class. :3
It's rather unfortunate that snail anuses end up on top of snail heads...
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,094
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Want another?
Check it. Dolphin sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9FNhgdiieY
Want another?
Check it. Dolphin sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9FNhgdiieY
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,098
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Outside of humans, bonobos and dolphins are the only other creatures known to have sex for recreation.
Outside of humans, bonobos and dolphins are the only other creatures known to have sex for recreation.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,099
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,100
@53,094 (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Lol. Dolphin penises are kept in slits. They go in and come out of this slit when they're having sex, which lasts...about 30-60 seconds, iirc.
Lol. Dolphin penises are kept in slits. They go in and come out of this slit when they're having sex, which lasts...about 30-60 seconds, iirc.
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,102
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
All flying and swimming animals keep their penises tucked away.
Check it. Earthworm sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkm3CCX1_xk
All flying and swimming animals keep their penises tucked away.
Check it. Earthworm sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkm3CCX1_xk
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,106
@previous (totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW)
Really? Huh, well, I guess that makes sense.
Earthworm sex just looks slightly uncomfortable.
Really? Huh, well, I guess that makes sense.
Earthworm sex just looks slightly uncomfortable.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,109
hamfist !!PRJFHZ7kb replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,114
@53,098 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I read that too. It made me think about how they did the research, like how they could tell the animal's intentions.
I read that too. It made me think about how they did the research, like how they could tell the animal's intentions.
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Christ, i'm at the zoo right now and this thread makes me want to puke
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,120
totoforhire !!pNz4kjfeW double-posted this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,121
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #53,143
@OP
> Did you know that ducks reproduce almost exclusively by rape? Female ducks have evolved to combat this with complicated vaginas that have corkscrews and false endings.
---Don't have a clue if that is 100% true
I once owned a Condo in Marina del Rey CA - Right on edge of water - I am on Edge of Ocean at moment but do NOT see ducks mate on crashing waves - Marina harbor, calm waters. The rape of females was a daily/hourly event during parts of the year
Males would jam beaks into the neck of females during the rape and get off and then next male would take over - a major gang bang - I used to throw rocks to stop this - Nature is weird on occasions - Rape of Japan by Ground and some rocks moving
> Did you know that ducks reproduce almost exclusively by rape? Female ducks have evolved to combat this with complicated vaginas that have corkscrews and false endings.
---Don't have a clue if that is 100% true
I once owned a Condo in Marina del Rey CA - Right on edge of water - I am on Edge of Ocean at moment but do NOT see ducks mate on crashing waves - Marina harbor, calm waters. The rape of females was a daily/hourly event during parts of the year
Males would jam beaks into the neck of females during the rape and get off and then next male would take over - a major gang bang - I used to throw rocks to stop this - Nature is weird on occasions - Rape of Japan by Ground and some rocks moving