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Topic: my new dog is SO going to get me some random pussy

squeegee !first/o5zA started this discussion 13 years ago #28,791

i really hope it's the Sonic carhop chick. she was so fine.
she told me what dog park she takes her lab to and when she's there.
and she wasn't even my carhop, she was just walking by.
if not her,
then my neighbor chick with a giant rack. got some vibes offa her.
but sonic girl was marriage material, she was smoking hot.

anyway, this dog is really going to be a boon for my... well, my penis more than anything.

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #424,082

Squeegee post pics of yourself

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,083

You can tell that someone is marriage material after a few conversations?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,084

@424,082 (B)
yesssss

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,085

@424,083 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
i can tell by a passing glance

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,086

@424,082 (B)
and spoil the mystery? what if i'm an albino, or asian. That would really ruin everyone's mental image of me.
isn't it enough to know that i'm beautiful?

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,087

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Enough lies! Show yourself!

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,089

More pictures of dog, please.

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,094

@424,087 (D)

> Show yourself!

oh, okay, "anonymous d"

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
ok

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,095

@424,085 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
How is that possible?

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #424,096

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
i have standards, ok?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #424,100

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Oh, you meant that you can tell by appearance? thats interesting

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #424,101

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
that and sometimes smell is a disqualifier.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #424,102

> anyway, this dog is really going to be a boon for my... well, my penis more than anything.

Wait. You're fucking your dog? I don't think you mean to say that.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #424,105

@424,101 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
So literally nothing else matters? wow

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #424,110

@424,086 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
> isn't enough to know that i'm beautiful?
i don't believe you. I imagine you as a redneck with like 3 teeth missing.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #424,113

@424,105 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I think he's joking

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #424,114

@previous (D)
I dont

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #424,116

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Oh buspuppie, you always assume the worst. Lighten up! Not everybody is an evil woman-hater!

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #424,118

@previous (D)
This has nothing to do with hating women. I''m not assuming anything. I'm taking him at his word.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #424,119

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I just want you to be happy. <3

squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #424,121

@424,105 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
well, there's points for poise and talent as well, but, the swimsuit competition is where the smart money is.
also i know i said that smell was a disqualifier, but really it's not, it's only a modifier,
so it's a curve with smell on one axis and gorgeousness on the other, basically hotter women don't need to smell appealing at all.
but the smellier the woman the hotter she needs to be.

a girl like Kate Upton could smell like garbage for all i care. of course she's talented and has poise as well.

happy?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #424,128

@424,119 (D)
I'm feeling fine

kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #424,129

@424,121 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Just interested

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,310

Has the dog gotten you laid yet?

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,314

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Has yours?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,329

@previous (D)
My dog has gotten me offers of free booze

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,336

@426,314 (D)
no

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,339

@426,329 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,347

@424,105 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,402

@previous (!KThEOwLwbU)
what?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,404

@426,339 (G)
that is just perfect

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,419

@426,310 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
No, and it's a bit disappointing because he's gotten bigger and isn't adorable anymore, now he's "cute."

I may have to take him to the puppy park and expand my options.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #426,420

@426,329 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Damn. Good dog.
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