Topic: I don't know whether to become the fattest.
Green started this discussion 13 years ago #28,710
I have the urge to eat this whole jar of peanut butter, then go and order a KFC bucket. Should I do it? What am I trying to be more the against my real self anymore?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Just eat all your food like 10000 calories. | 6 | 67% | |
| No. Be the healthy. | 3 | 33% |
Green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #423,189
Me and my jar.Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #423,190
I thought you were being evicted?
Also, how did court go?
Also, how did court go?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #423,192
Cover your dick in peanut butter then suck off the nutty goodness.
TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #423,194
Yes. Do it.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #423,196
do it fgt
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #423,199
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #423,200
Green (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #423,203
Green (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,215
I managed to restrain my inner Matt. I went to KFC, but got 2 chicken wings and not a bargain bucket.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,218
Last week I was getting a refund for something. The lady gave me back $18 and this grizzled black man said he really wished he was getting an $18 refund, "because then I'd go buy me a bucket of KFC!" The lady and I just kind of laughed nervously.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,220
Do it.
Become the fattest.
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Did you get a Subway with your refund, mate? You could get one cheap with your employee discount.
Become the fattest.
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Did you get a Subway with your refund, mate? You could get one cheap with your employee discount.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,221
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,222
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,224
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't care for the food. It was worth it when you could get a footlong for $5, but they only do that for certain subs now.
I don't care for the food. It was worth it when you could get a footlong for $5, but they only do that for certain subs now.
squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,226
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,227
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
Yes. Do you have Jimmy Johns where you live? Their bread is always good.
Yes. Do you have Jimmy Johns where you live? Their bread is always good.
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,228
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,231
@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)
What do you get at Jimmy Johns? I get the Turkey Tom, the Club Lulu, or the Bootlegger.
What do you get at Jimmy Johns? I get the Turkey Tom, the Club Lulu, or the Bootlegger.
squeegee !first/o5zA replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,232
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
the Pepe, the Totally Tuna, and i keep wanting to try the J.J.B.L.T. but nobody makes a better BLT than me.
the Pepe, the Totally Tuna, and i keep wanting to try the J.J.B.L.T. but nobody makes a better BLT than me.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #423,236
Is it crunchy?