Topic: I have to go to court now.
Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 13 years ago #28,670
Is anyone here a lawyer. Seriously I am scared. I'm also laughing my head off because I'm a fucking twat.
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #422,827
On wat charges?
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #422,828
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #422,829
Wait, do British people have a legal system?? I thought you just reported to old men in wigs who told you what to do...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #422,830
I'm going to plead insanity. I have already cut my wrist.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #422,833
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Whoever you are pleading to is probably part of the reptilian conspiracy. If they try to pretend you are guilty of anything, threaten to uncover their plot to infiltrate humanity.
Whoever you are pleading to is probably part of the reptilian conspiracy. If they try to pretend you are guilty of anything, threaten to uncover their plot to infiltrate humanity.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #422,835
@previous (C)
I always hoped that aliens would beam me up. Every night I looked out of the window and hoped that airplanes in the night sky were flying saucers.
I always hoped that aliens would beam me up. Every night I looked out of the window and hoped that airplanes in the night sky were flying saucers.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #422,836
Here is the charge.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #422,837
Green !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #422,838
Not sucking enough cock.
Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #422,839
@422,837 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
> Destroyed a window
Windows are notorious tools of the reptilians; fedoras are too, even more so. Tell them about the time you executed a fedora.
That will make them understand.
> Destroyed a window
Windows are notorious tools of the reptilians; fedoras are too, even more so. Tell them about the time you executed a fedora.
That will make them understand.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,840
And now I'm getting evicted. Shit is getting crazy here.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,841
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,842
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Streets. I'll probably botch up quiche again, although I can set fire to my closet so that could work.
Streets. I'll probably botch up quiche again, although I can set fire to my closet so that could work.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,850
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
can you post a picture of the full complaint? I want to know more about the window
can you post a picture of the full complaint? I want to know more about the window
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,851
How did they find out?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,854
@422,842 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Also you've been "evicted" like six times now but magically you keep staying in the same apartment.
Also you've been "evicted" like six times now but magically you keep staying in the same apartment.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,857
Going for a psychological evaluation now.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,865
@422,854 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
lol'd
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You've been for like 15 of those! And somehow, nothing changes afterwards.
lol'd
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You've been for like 15 of those! And somehow, nothing changes afterwards.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,869
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,870
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
The doctor only gave me some pills. He gave me beta-blockers and trazodone.
The doctor only gave me some pills. He gave me beta-blockers and trazodone.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,872
> Going for a psychological evaluation now.
Betting he passes and is just judged a common drunk.
Betting he passes and is just judged a common drunk.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,883
@previous (Syntax)
Oi, stop calling him a "common drunk". Green goes above and beyond the call of normal drunkenness.
Oi, stop calling him a "common drunk". Green goes above and beyond the call of normal drunkenness.
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,884
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)eh hummmm but then I thought Google could help me
classes of common drunks
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-11-different-kinds-of-drunk-people/theothermother
Image is from
http://coed.com/2011/04/13/the-5-definitive-types-of-drunks/
