Topic: Green's drinking habits
Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,643
...are ridiculous and strange.
The man shits all over his clothes, sets his room on fire and types incoherent gibberish online.
When I get drunk, like a normal person, I typically sleep with slutty girls, trespass trying to get home and somehow end up running from police, throw up, then magically end up home and pass out.
Why can't you just do that, Green? Don't give me any excuses on the first part, because if I can bag a slutty broad while drunk, so can you. You don't need to shit on stuff and set things on fire.
I mean, everyone is guilty of whipping out their dicks and peeing all over the side of the road at 3AM, but shitting on your clothes in the afternoon? Come on, man.
Edit: and now I just saw he cut his fucking foot open. What the hell?
The man shits all over his clothes, sets his room on fire and types incoherent gibberish online.
When I get drunk, like a normal person, I typically sleep with slutty girls, trespass trying to get home and somehow end up running from police, throw up, then magically end up home and pass out.
Why can't you just do that, Green? Don't give me any excuses on the first part, because if I can bag a slutty broad while drunk, so can you. You don't need to shit on stuff and set things on fire.
I mean, everyone is guilty of whipping out their dicks and peeing all over the side of the road at 3AM, but shitting on your clothes in the afternoon? Come on, man.
Edit: and now I just saw he cut his fucking foot open. What the hell?
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #422,551
You're on minichan. You don't sleep with slutty girls, you don't sleep with any girls at all. Your only encounters with police have been in vidya. You occasionally swipe some of your parents' liquor on Saturday nights after they go to bed, and carefully fill it back up with water. That's all you do. You're on minichan.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 27 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #422,554
@previous (B)
I'm sorry you feel the need to project your sad life onto others to feel normal, bro. My advice to you is don't care about being "normal" and just live your life to the fullest.
I'm sorry you feel the need to project your sad life onto others to feel normal, bro. My advice to you is don't care about being "normal" and just live your life to the fullest.
Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #422,555
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 57 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #422,557
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,580
@OP
He has nothing in life. And not in the "hurr you have no life" way, but literally no life. No job, no friends, no love life, no education, no skills. Nothing. He will never go anywhere in life and he knows it. Since he has utterly failed at living in the real world, he has turned to online attention whoring.
He will keep upping the ante with crazier and crazier stunts until he is either dead (from liver cirrhosis or accidentally cutting too deep) or imprisoned (likely on arson or assault charges). It is the only way he can get attention and validation.
Green really should be pitied, not laughed at.
He has nothing in life. And not in the "hurr you have no life" way, but literally no life. No job, no friends, no love life, no education, no skills. Nothing. He will never go anywhere in life and he knows it. Since he has utterly failed at living in the real world, he has turned to online attention whoring.
He will keep upping the ante with crazier and crazier stunts until he is either dead (from liver cirrhosis or accidentally cutting too deep) or imprisoned (likely on arson or assault charges). It is the only way he can get attention and validation.
Green really should be pitied, not laughed at.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,595
Shitting on your clothes in the afternoon isn't normal.
But on Minichan it is.
But on Minichan it is.
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kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,600
I like how you refer to women who are willing to fuck you. Sweet
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #422,605
@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I didn't mean for it to sound insulting to them, but rather insulting to myself. I'm trying to level things here.
I didn't mean for it to sound insulting to them, but rather insulting to myself. I'm trying to level things here.