beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later[^][v]#421,124
Michael Cera as fake anon
Matt Dallas as postmortem
Meg Ryan as kook
Peter Dinklage as ninjj
doctor adam jensen md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,127
jesse eisenberg should play fake anon
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,130
@421,124 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I think fake anon needs to be played by someone who is more attractive and less awkward. Otherwise I think your list is pretty solid. We still need actors to play DEF, MAtt, Killer Lettuce, Leonidas, etc. in addition to a plot. Come on forum, don't make Becky do everything!
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beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,131
@421,127 (doctor adam jensen md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Wow that's pretty racist... is it because he's a Jew??? Why not just say Jerry Seinfeld??
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,132
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
no because fake anon is a lot like mark zuckerberg irl!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,133
@421,127 (doctor adam jensen md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No we need an actor who doesn't always play autistics and/or awkward virgins, thanks.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,134
@421,132 (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Okay what about Andy Samberg?
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,135
Benedict Cumberbatch as Killer Lettuce
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,136
@421,134 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
This is actually a great choice. He is smart, handsome, funny and Jewish!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,137
Plot could be that Kimmo Alm has become a rich, reclusive billionaire and is slowly but surely travelling the world and murdering anybody who ever opposed him. The people of Minichan figure out what's happening when people start turning up dead with angry, grammatically flawless taunts carved into their corpses. Using the power of both friendship and love, the Minions band together IRL for a last stand against Kimmo.
Alternatively, the Reptilians finally make their move and go straight for Minichan, as it is the centre of organised resistance against the reptilians. Minichanners from all walks of life must engage in X-Files like sleuths to stop the reptilians before it's too late!
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beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,140
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Okay. Do you want to be Benedict Cumberbatch? What do you think about Ed Sheeran as tteh?
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,141
@421,133 (A)
but you are in fact an awkward virgin
also see: now you see me @421,134 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
sorry he looks weird
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,143
@previous (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Okay, do you want to play yourself?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,144
I would like to be played by a circa 2011 Justin Bieber. Thanks.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 13 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,145
Alexander Skarsgard as sim
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,146
@421,140 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I don't know whom either of those people are!
doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#421,147
Episode 1: Mike Myers as Matt Miller (Comic antagonist)
Episode 2: Matt Damon as Kimmo (Antagonist)
Episode 3: Reptile king who reveals himself as Matt Miller ("The Mastermind")
We could do a prequel trilogy or sequel depending on ticket sales.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#421,215
@previous (Handel !JwkjmyyOPs)
Prequels would cover the Tinychan years. It'd have lots of political intrigue, with Matt Miller and his acolytes trying to undermine Jan Martin's regime. The first two parts would cover the war against Anontalk, while the penultimate third part would have DM rebelling and throwing Tinychan into civil war, leading to the formation of Minichan.
Handel !JwkjmyyOPs replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#421,216
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#421,230
I would make it an all porno cast, for obvious reasons. I'm still worried that the porn stars might find reenacting our debacles too outlandish and demeaning.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#421,246
@421,124 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Who would play Cupcake? Or is Cupcake just always mentioned, but never actually seen?
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#421,251
The film features 44 minutes of postmortem being subjected to a severely violent beating that borders on torture. He is left severely disfigured and finally learns to shut the fuck up.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#421,802