Minichan

Topic: You are directing the Minichan movie

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,501

Who would you cast as the key players? What would the plot be? How successful would you see this movie becoming?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #421,124

Michael Cera as fake anon
Matt Dallas as postmortem
Meg Ryan as kook
Peter Dinklage as ninjj

doctor adam jensen md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,127

jesse eisenberg should play fake anon

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,130

@421,124 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I think fake anon needs to be played by someone who is more attractive and less awkward. Otherwise I think your list is pretty solid. We still need actors to play DEF, MAtt, Killer Lettuce, Leonidas, etc. in addition to a plot. Come on forum, don't make Becky do everything!

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,131

@421,127 (doctor adam jensen md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Wow that's pretty racist... is it because he's a Jew??? Why not just say Jerry Seinfeld??

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,132

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
no because fake anon is a lot like mark zuckerberg irl!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 15 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,133

@421,127 (doctor adam jensen md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No we need an actor who doesn't always play autistics and/or awkward virgins, thanks.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,134

@421,132 (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Okay what about Andy Samberg?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,135

Benedict Cumberbatch as Killer Lettuce

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,136

@421,134 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
This is actually a great choice. He is smart, handsome, funny and Jewish!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,137

Plot could be that Kimmo Alm has become a rich, reclusive billionaire and is slowly but surely travelling the world and murdering anybody who ever opposed him. The people of Minichan figure out what's happening when people start turning up dead with angry, grammatically flawless taunts carved into their corpses. Using the power of both friendship and love, the Minions band together IRL for a last stand against Kimmo.

Alternatively, the Reptilians finally make their move and go straight for Minichan, as it is the centre of organised resistance against the reptilians. Minichanners from all walks of life must engage in X-Files like sleuths to stop the reptilians before it's too late!

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,140

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Okay. Do you want to be Benedict Cumberbatch? What do you think about Ed Sheeran as tteh?

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,141

@421,133 (A)
but you are in fact an awkward virgin
also see: now you see me
@421,134 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
sorry he looks weird

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,143

@previous (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Okay, do you want to play yourself?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,144

I would like to be played by a circa 2011 Justin Bieber. Thanks.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 13 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,145

Alexander Skarsgard as sim

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,146

@421,140 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I don't know whom either of those people are!

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,147

@421,143 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
no

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,148

@previous (doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Ok, then Jaden Smith can play you.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,149

Matthew McConaughey as squeegee

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao triple-posted this 13 years ago, 32 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #421,150

Ellen Page as Lawrence

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #421,151

@421,149 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
woody harrelson

doctor dw md !jdTkvovFCQ double-posted this 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #421,152

emma stone will play catherine

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #421,153

Mayim bialik as brie

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #421,154

@421,149 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
i think it would be better if i played Matthew McConaughey

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #421,157

Patrick Stewart as Syntax.

Anonymous H double-posted this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #421,158

@421,149 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Why not Charlie Sheen as Squeegee?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #421,161

@previous (H)
needs to be a texas pothead thanks

Handel !JwkjmyyOPs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,214

Gethin Anthony would play me.

@421,137 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I was thinking we could do a trilogy.

Episode 1: Mike Myers as Matt Miller (Comic antagonist)
Episode 2: Matt Damon as Kimmo (Antagonist)
Episode 3: Reptile king who reveals himself as Matt Miller ("The Mastermind")

We could do a prequel trilogy or sequel depending on ticket sales.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,215

@previous (Handel !JwkjmyyOPs)
Prequels would cover the Tinychan years. It'd have lots of political intrigue, with Matt Miller and his acolytes trying to undermine Jan Martin's regime. The first two parts would cover the war against Anontalk, while the penultimate third part would have DM rebelling and throwing Tinychan into civil war, leading to the formation of Minichan.

Handel !JwkjmyyOPs replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,216

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Brilliant!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 38 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,218

@421,150 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
lol

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 45 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,225

Who would play me?

Handel !JwkjmyyOPs replied with this 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,227

@previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)

Jayma Mays

!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 second later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,228

@421,225 (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)

The guy who played Wilson from Cast Away

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,230

I would make it an all porno cast, for obvious reasons. I'm still worried that the porn stars might find reenacting our debacles too outlandish and demeaning.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,246

@421,124 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Who would play Cupcake? Or is Cupcake just always mentioned, but never actually seen?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #421,251

The film features 44 minutes of postmortem being subjected to a severely violent beating that borders on torture. He is left severely disfigured and finally learns to shut the fuck up.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #421,802

@421,246 (N)
Some slut, I'm sure.
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