Topic: Last night my girlfriend came home early

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,467

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched what Becky had suggested we watch on Netflix.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #420,875

I suppose the obvious question at this point is: why did you have a mask and snorkel on?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,876

@previous (B)
I don't consider that obvious at all.

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,880

@previous (A)
me neither, i didn't even notice it until anon B pointed it out

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,934

@previous (squeegee !first/o5zA)

Here at my Ocean a Blue ...Often I see this and they carry spears to catch some prey.

Whacking off with mask and snorkel on... Clearly the GF was so mind warped upon seeing such, she completely disregard the event and blocked it from her conscience mind.

Total image just does not compute.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #421,268

@Becky
Edward Snowden's girlfriend likes swimwear too.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #421,478

krodan?

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #421,479

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
No lmao

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw double-posted this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #421,481

@421,478 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
He would be the one catching me masturbating weirdly

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #421,482

@previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
yes!

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #421,484

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Imma weirdo in bed

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