Topic: HEY: cupcake/lexi
squeegee !first/o5zA started this discussion 13 years ago #28,464
it has recently come to my attention that the best way to contact you is through minichan.so i'd like to ask you out on a date. normally i'd ask you in person, and you'd say yes because you were hoping i would, but since i don't really know even what state you're from it just made sense. use minichan.
so, we can skip all the rigamarole, i have certain rules, number one i will not propose before spending one year together, and the engagement period will be no less than one year (actually these rules are an ex-girlfriends rules and they work great,) and number two we live in Texas unless i say otherwise. but let's not put the cart before the horse.
Here's what i have to offer:
being financially secure we can skip most introductory questions and just go straight to the fun ones,
like would you rather live in a tudor style home in the historic district and send our kids to private school, or would you like a more "modern" and new ranch home up in north dallas?
or what's your favorite kind of car.
do you prefer sapphires, emeralds, or rubies to to compliment diamonds?
as a gift do you prefer designer hand bags, or designer shoes?
But that's not all. i am willing to quit smoking, drinking, drugging, fucking random women, i'll become a vegan, i'll convert to your religion, and charm the pants off of your family, all, up to and including the day of our marriage.
that is of course excluding the bachelor party themed orgy.
we'll probably need a pre-nup, so, you'd want to get a lawyer to look over the paperwork. it's fair, you get the house and the kids, so pick out a nice one, maybe one with a pool. of course your legal fees would be paid.
So let me know when you want to meet for a cup of coffee, i'll set you up with a flight and have a car pick you up at the airport and we can meet at a starbucks for a lattee. i know a real nice one right by my place, real low key.
and if you want sex, bring condoms, i've fallen for that trick before.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #420,834
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squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,835
also you'd better like horses. it's just best to say you doHarley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 50 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,841
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,848
I hate you. Yeah, I've realized Cupcakedoesnt want me, but do you really have to rub my nose in it? I doubt you actually want to date my ex, so why do this? For a laugh ultimately at my expense? I don't appreciate it.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,850
@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
> Yeah, I've realized Cupcakedoesnt want me, but do you really have to rub my nose in it
Aren't you the guy who has been bitching about how your ex doesn't want you on some chan for the last couple of weeks and making your teen angst a public affair while everyone laughs at you and calls you a sociopathic stalker?? What the fuck do you expect?
> Yeah, I've realized Cupcakedoesnt want me, but do you really have to rub my nose in it
Aren't you the guy who has been bitching about how your ex doesn't want you on some chan for the last couple of weeks and making your teen angst a public affair while everyone laughs at you and calls you a sociopathic stalker?? What the fuck do you expect?
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squeegee !first/o5zA (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,855
@420,848 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)this is between me and cupcake, this has nothing to do with you, guy.
Handel !JwkjmyyOPs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,858
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,862
@420,850 (E)
Oh, so I made my feelings public so I should expect to be called a sociopath, and have someone ask out my ex who I am still quife emotionally attached to? Okay.
@420,855 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
You don't even know her, she hardly ever posts on here at least not as herself. You're doing this specifically to get under my skin, and I wish you wouldn't.
Oh, so I made my feelings public so I should expect to be called a sociopath, and have someone ask out my ex who I am still quife emotionally attached to? Okay.
@420,855 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
You don't even know her, she hardly ever posts on here at least not as herself. You're doing this specifically to get under my skin, and I wish you wouldn't.
Cupcake !!Wsruetdhk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,890
@OP
I'm already dating someone, thanks.
I'm already dating someone, thanks.
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 52 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,903
@previous (Cupcake !!Wsruetdhk)
Whelp, I don't know if you're actually my ex, but if you are then try to not be super jealous, and controling. Also if a guy doesn't constantly talk, it doesn't mean he is in a bad mood nor does it mean he has a chip on his shoulder. Also, if he says he's sorry, and promises to do better there's no reason to make him feel like shit for days on end. Okay, well, best of luck.
<3 Btw, did you ever use that cotton candy maker?
Whelp, I don't know if you're actually my ex, but if you are then try to not be super jealous, and controling. Also if a guy doesn't constantly talk, it doesn't mean he is in a bad mood nor does it mean he has a chip on his shoulder. Also, if he says he's sorry, and promises to do better there's no reason to make him feel like shit for days on end. Okay, well, best of luck.
<3 Btw, did you ever use that cotton candy maker?
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk double-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,904
@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
I also don't believe you're my ex. Do me a favor, and somehow prove you're my ex.
Answer any of the following.
1. What was your favorite stuffed animal as a kid?
2. Where did we go, and what did you get to drink on our first date?
3. Where was your first kiss?
4. What were the name's of your cats?
I also don't believe you're my ex. Do me a favor, and somehow prove you're my ex.
Answer any of the following.
1. What was your favorite stuffed animal as a kid?
2. Where did we go, and what did you get to drink on our first date?
3. Where was your first kiss?
4. What were the name's of your cats?
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beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 44 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,916
Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,921
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
It isn't. The questuons are for a practical purpose. Obviously the way I interact with Cupcake, and even the way I perceive her existence would be significantly changed if she was indeed dating someone else.
It isn't. The questuons are for a practical purpose. Obviously the way I interact with Cupcake, and even the way I perceive her existence would be significantly changed if she was indeed dating someone else.
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,922
@420,855 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
squeegee, you need to tell her you're willing to become a pansy. That is what she is used to.
squeegee, you need to tell her you're willing to become a pansy. That is what she is used to.