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Topic: i am....in serious trouble now..

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,409

i was driving home from my friend's house last night....we had a little "congratulations on your first heroinfree year" soiree...I got a little bit drunk off of everclear..and a little bit high off of heroin.. around 3am I started to drive home...still a bit inebriated....but i thought....okay to drive.. my house is about 30 minutes away from my friend's house...and the majority of the drive went smoothly.. i entered my neighborhood roads...and started speeding a little.. it was a 30mph...I went about 70mph or so.. Not too terribly fast...anyway I figured no one would be out this late...so it would be okay...but a kid ran in front of my car...I tried to stop....but couldn't...it was too late..I got out of my car, and he was bleeding, a lot, looked barely conscious, but he was alive. Looked about 6 years old.. i thought for a moment...and realized he saw me.. in fear of going back to prison...I got back in my car...ran over him again and again...to make sure he was dead.. when I got home I washed my car thoroughly...I also dented my car up more as to make sure...it didn't match up with the kid or whatever.. I don't want to go to back to prison...please help..

squeegee !first/o5zA joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #420,279

i expect this sort of behavior out of post-mortem, but not you bert. shame on you.

squeegee !first/o5zA double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,280

also, as a bit of friendly encouragement, i'm sure you'll dick-suck your way out of any trouble.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 43 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,284

@420,279 (squeegee !first/o5zA)
lol

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,311

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
i know this is supposed to be s shitpost but im not falling for it. im contacting the police immediately

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,316

@previous (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
Take your mad somewhere else.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,354

@420,311 (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
see http://minichan.org/topic/28408
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