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Topic: I found a girl for you my friend says

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk started this discussion 13 years ago #28,392

Him: Yo man, I found you a girl.
Me: Yeah? What's she like?
Him: Really down to earth, mature, good natured, intelligent. Great.
Me: Sounds cool
Him: One small issue though
Me: what?
Him:she's a bit chubby.
Me: Okay, well, as long as she takes care of herself. That's not too big of an issue. Besides, I need to gain weight, she needs to lose some, we'll hit the gym together.
Him: lol cool man, btw she's 16. Is that okay?

I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL FOR A FAT GIRL.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #420,039

Worried she could fight back, bro?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao double-posted this 13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,040

Delicate hands are so much more satisfying to crush.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao triple-posted this 13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,041

Gay men always hate fat women.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao quadruple-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,042

She'd probably prefer someone not failing out of community college, anyway.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao quintuple-posted this 13 years ago, 56 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,043

This was just written for Cupcake, wasn't it? To make her jealous.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao sextuple-posted this 13 years ago, 44 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,044

WONDER IF SHE LIKES THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao septuple-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,045

I like that you would consider going to jail for statutory rape on a skinny 16-year-old. What a gem you are, dunno how cupcake could pass you up!

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,046

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,047

I started dating Cupcake when I was 17,I was protected under romeo and Juliet laws. So, I would not consider going to jail for statutory rape for anyone. I got super depressed and failed my classes, oh well, the world isn't over, I just have to get my GPA back up. Besides I'm taking time to pursue some other interests.

Oh, and this isn't to make Lexi jealous. First of all Lexi doesn't respond well to that, at all, and second of all I don't see how a chubby 16 year old would make her jealous. Christy was jealousy material, this girl is not.

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #420,050

@420,039 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@420,040 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@420,041 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@420,042 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@420,043 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@420,044 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
@420,045 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
lol

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #420,051

@420,047 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
omg did you get super duper depwessed?

TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #420,052

@420,047 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
What made you depressed?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #420,054

@OP
Congratulations on passing up the one chance you had. I'm glad you decided to do the right thing, though, as far as the law goes.

also kill yourself IRL

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #420,057

@420,052 (TTEH !JXsxEkDBLs)
I just get depressed, I'm a bit bipolar, so it happens. Then Lexi brokeup with me and that added to it.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) double-posted this 13 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #420,058

@420,054 (F)
What one chance? What?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,059

Becky here giving absolutely no quarter.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,061

You'd go to jail for a skinny girl?

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,062

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
No, probably not.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,066

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
then why even make that statement?

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,067

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
"Probably" not. lol.

Underage girls are the only ones who'd fall for his shit anyway.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,068

@420,066 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Jest.

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Apparently. No, nobody's "falling" for anything. Life isn't a game you fucking narcissist.

SyntaxWikipediaReply !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,069

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)

Narcissistic Rage

Narcissistic rage is a reaction to narcissistic injury, which is a perceived threat to a narcissist's self-esteem or self-worth. Narcissistic injury (or narcissistic scar) is a phrase used by Sigmund Freud in the 1920s; narcissistic wound and narcissistic blow are further, almost interchangeable terms.[1] The term narcissistic rage was coined by Heinz Kohut in 1972.

Narcissistic rage occurs on a continuum from instances of aloofness, and expression of mild irritation or annoyance, to serious outbursts, including violent attacks.[2] Narcissistic rage reactions are not limited to personality disorders and may be also seen in psychosis such as catatonic, paranoid and depressive psychotic episodes.[2] It has also been suggested that narcissists have two layers of rage. The first layer of rage can be thought of as a constant anger (towards someone else), with the second layer being a self-aimed wrath.

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kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,070

@420,068 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
it is to you

Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,072

OP

Do not take advise from becky. She no understands jail bait.

Her legal training cums from a diploma mill.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,073

@previous (Syntax)
Oh god

You're in for it now, bud

I'm just gonna go grab some popcorn.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,075

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Na becky no's her legal education is of a 3rd world nature. Proof rite n this thread.

Just look at the quality of law schools where she lives.

http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-law-schools/law-rankings

Look where the top 25 law schools are located - ok you can also move to page #2

Odd that it costs more to go to Yale then Harvard yet most US Super court peeps cum out of Harvard.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,076

@420,070 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Of course not.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,077

@420,072 (Syntax)
she gave no legal advice whatsoever. wtf?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,078

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Damn, looks like I'll just have to settle for buspuppie telling him off. :-/

Not that it's not funny when you argue with him too, buspup.

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Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,079

@420,077 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
> she gave no legal advice whatsoever.

See there you go. She is fully aware of my reply (100% sure of that much)

She could have told Postmortem that his is most correct about NOT messing with someone so young. She could have also added any disclaimer about her ability to offer legal advice

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,080

@previous (Syntax)
It's only illegal if she tells. I'll make damn sure she doesn't tell.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,081

@420,078 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Well perhaps she will cum out behind the closed door?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,082

@420,079 (Syntax)
He's going to do what he wants, no matter what. You give advice not related to satellites constantly

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,083

@420,080 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
What if she falls in love with you?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,084

@420,080 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
LOLWTF?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,085

@previous (J)
He thinks that he can fight/has mind control powers

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,086

@420,082 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
He said from get go
> I AM NOT GOING TO JAIL FOR A FAT GIRL.

Seems to me you want to see him get in2 trouble just so a fat girl will get a date. My eyes still burn from wot I saw on my beach run yesterday. A couple with a new born baby. Guy was young and in good shape. New Mom must have been 385Pounds +

Yes in my life I worked with just one guy in2 very very fat woman. So I no it happens. Hard to imagine Y but given wot they say about u n dogs...Takes a village to make this world.

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,088

@previous (Syntax)
I didnt tell him to fuck her and neither did she. Damn dude! When he said that, he was implying that he wouldnt be going to jail because it wouldnt be worth fucking a fat girl, not that it wouldnt be illegal.

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kook !!32zdfdzi+ double-posted this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,090

@420,086 (Syntax)
Also, why mention my dog at all? Our love is as pure as the driven snow. thanks

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Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,093

@420,088 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
> Worried she could fight back, bro?

> WONDER IF SHE LIKES THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY

OK an ONLY Cause becky is a bit upset over my comments - She also said

> I like that you would consider going to jail for statutory rape on a skinny 16-year-old


So she does get a few positive points for such


Nor were my comments about U but U did say

> You'd go to jail for a skinny girl?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,099

@previous (Syntax)
Not being mean, but you're worrying me a bit

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,100

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,101

@previous (Syntax)
I'm trying!

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,102

@420,083 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Of course she will, and I WILL make hernot tell, and she won't because she loves me.

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,103

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Excuse me buttttt

R U now saying u wood do the fat illegal 16 year old?

kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,104

@420,102 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
But if she loves you and you dump her, she will tell everyone

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,106

@420,103 (Syntax)
I will likely not. But I am thinking about if I did, how I would handle it.

@previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I wouldn't dump her, I'd just become really boring, and emotionally distant until she broke up with me. I'd spend a week or two occasionally calling and telling her I loved her to further sell it. Then I'd bash her on here for laughs.

Anonymous C replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,108

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
> I wouldn't dump her, I'd just become really boring, and emotionally distant until she broke up with me. I'd spend a week or two occasionally calling and telling her I loved her to further sell it. Then I'd bash her on here for laughs.

Don't forget to crush her hand, you psychopath!

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,109

@previous (C)
I know how to beat someone with a phonebook so it doesn't leave any marks.

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kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,110

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
no you dont

Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,111

@420,106 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Best way to think about how you wood handle? Its wot CUMS AFTER Bubba behind bars after.

Then you get Bubba doing your asshole with no lube. So if you're ready to be Bubba's lover...Anyway think about that.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,114

@420,110 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
I do
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