Topic: Sleeping alone sucks.

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,388

I miss holding a person.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 34 minutes later[^] [v] #420,014

Sleeping alone is best. You crazy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,015

@previous (B)
Not to me. I am a very dependent person.

Anonymous B replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,016

And I'm independent, apparently.

henn the lord of cocks joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #420,017

Minichan is here with you!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #420,018

@previous (henn the lord of cocks)
Yeah fuck sleeping alone. I'm just going to lurk some slow BBS sites and watch Netflix.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,034

@420,017 (henn the lord of cocks)
I lel'd

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,107

Sleep with postmortem's tulpa, everybody else has!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #420,156

Get a cat or three and you'll never sleep alone again!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #420,168

@previous (F)
Lol, just not the same.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #420,169

@previous (A)

11:30pm
Human: Oh shit, I just got into the right position. This feels great.
Cat: This is perfect! I'm just going to lay here on your feet.
Human: I'll just drift off to sle- Ugh, my toe itches. *CAN"T MOVE TOE OR DISTURB CAT*

2:00am
Human: When does this cat move?? My legs are sore, and I'm only sleeping in half-hour bouts. Fuck it, I'm wiggling my toes so that I can feel them again!
Cat: Ugh, the human is wiggling it's feet. I'll just wander around on top of it to calm it down.
Human: Finally! I can move my feet and roll over.
Cat: The human is stressed and has changed position. Obviously I am too far away for it to feel safe. I will try sleeping on it's shoulder and purr to calm it down.
Human: Ahh! The cat is purring. This is nice... Except I want to sleep on my other side. The cat seems so happy though. I'll wait.

2:30am
Human: The cat has fallen asleep on my shoulder. I want to move! *Here we go!*
Cat: WHAT!? Oh. Why is this human moving around when it knows that I'm sleeping precariously on it's shoulder??
Human: Ugh. Claws...
Cat: Yeah, sorry bud. I'm trying to protect you here by standing guard on your shoulder, and you go and move... Nice.
Human: sleepy sleepy what is going o- want to sleep *wiggles around* *bats at cat*
Cat: The human is obviously troubled. I will have to go sleep on its head.

Handel !JwkjmyyOPs joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #420,170

@OP

The thought of sleeping with someone is great, the reality is not so great.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #420,173

@420,168 (A)
I agree. Dogs are clearly superior to cats.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #420,187

@420,170 (Handel !JwkjmyyOPs)
It is with the right person.