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Topic: Postmortem's penis size is the LEAST of his problems.

Anonymous A started this discussion 13 years ago #28,375

Seriously, his troubles with the females are so much deeper than that.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #419,869

you madden?

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 46 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,870

One female.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,872

@419,869 (B)
Nah brah, rarely am.

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Your problems will carry over into every relationship you ever have.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,877

@previous (A)
I know what I did wrong last time. I like to think I improve as a person as I age, I at least try to.

cupcake joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,880

He needs to get a therapist.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,881

@previous (cupcake)
You need to get a therapist.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk double-posted this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #419,882

@419,880 (cupcake)
Either you are

A. Someone impersonating my ex-girlfriend with the sole intention of hurting me.

B. My ex-girlfriend, choosing to talk about me online, and simultaneously ignoring me in real life. Also, using a-petname I gave you as your handle despite the fact that you're "not my girlfriend" anymore. You could use any number of names, and refer to yourself as my ex. But you choose the name I gave you.

Both of these scenarios reveal an unsound mind.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,883

Hi Leomortem!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,884

@419,882 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
That post reveals an unsound mind.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,885

@previous (A)
Not particularly. It's a pretty accurate assessment of the situation.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,888

@419,882 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)

I could care less!

Anonymous D double-posted this 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,889

I'm actually Lexi's friend. I'm here to see if you chat shit about her.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,890

@previous (D)
He talks about her all the time. He even posts pictures of her. He's messed up.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,892

@419,889 (D)
You mean "you couldnt care less", Lexi would often complain about how my friends were stupid. If you are her friend then please tell her she can do better than you.

@previous (F)
I talk about our relationship, a lot of what I say is positive. I have said on several occasions that I love her, and that I think highly of her. No, she posted pictures of herself on here.

Also, to be super blunt, Lexi doesn't have friends. She didn't have any when we got together, she never had any really when we were together, and she took the last 2 months of school off. She has high standards, and is okey dokey with being alone, also she gets along really well with her family.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk double-posted this 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,893

@419,889 (D)
Regardless of your lack of intelligence, if you are Lexi's friend,I am glad she is making friends.Please realize that she can be fragile, and if she ever gets really angry or upset she probably just wants to be conforted. A sweet word, and a hug goes a long way. She is a very caring person, and wants the same from those close to her. Okay.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,894

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Obvious troll is obvious. Stop being suckered. Nothing you say here will ever make its way to cupcake. Probably the last thing a teen girl wants is to post on BBSes.

Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,895

@previous (squeegee)
She has posted here before, though.

squeegee replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,896

@previous (F)
But they were together, and I guarantee the only reason is because her boyfriend got her to. I notice she hasn't really been back or ever even post much to begin with. I bet she doesn't even remember this place.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,897

@419,894 (squeegee)
No, she looks. That person probably is a troll.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk double-posted this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #419,899

@419,896 (squeegee)
Oh, I mentioned the place offhandidly once and she never told me, but she hadbasically looked at the site every day. At one point she was mad, and revealed all her knowledge regarding the board with the accuracy only someone who has been here a bit could have. After the 3 weeks of initial no contact after our break up, she also brought up Christy almost immediately, citing and alluding to several conversations on here. She looks.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,903

@419,893 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
she says if you come anywhere near her she will call the police

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,906

@previous (D)
If I knock on her door she'll call the police? For what exactly? I wonder how that's gonna turn out. "OFFICER he knocked on my door, and gave me flowers. Arrest him". Prove you are actually speaking for my ex, and I will listen to you.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Triptych !IupsXZPnnU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,907

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Trespassing.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,910

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
I was gonna leave a gift at her doorstep, and drive away. Tell me how that could possibly go wrong. I will say that if she was even considering phoning the police at my arrival then Iwould not even try. I would have to get a message genuinely from her or from someone I know knows her though. I really hope she's not that opposed to me.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,916

@419,906 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Stalking.

Anonymous I double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,917

Is this the same chick whose hand you fucked up? Dude, there's something really wrong with you.

Anonymous D replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,919

@419,910 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)

Yes. Do it.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,921

@419,917 (I)
I accidentallygrabbed her hand and it hurt. Ive never intentionally harmed her. I am heartbroken, there is nothingwrong with me.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk double-posted this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,922

@419,916 (I)
How is sending a gift to someone's doors stalking? Do you even know what words mean?

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk triple-posted this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,925

@419,919 (D)
Confirmed troll. Lexi's friend wouldnt encourage me to do something she's so opposed of that she'd call the police. Besides I'd probably get a call from her dad or something.

Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 13 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,926

@419,922 (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
kill yourself IRL btw im morbid

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,927

@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Do you wanna buy some drugs?

Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,935

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Do you? My trap house is only a block away, so it'll be fast and easy.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,939

@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
What are you selling?

Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o (OP) replied with this 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,943

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)
Kush, scripts, cake, baked, boy, clay, hash, tar, whatever you need.

Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk replied with this 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,946

Molly and coke please in my nose pronto.

HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #419,947

@previous (Postmortem !!FVJOHfXUk)

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 10 months later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #473,822

Bump.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #473,823

@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
lol

Syntax joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #473,824

So postmortem is going in2 stand up comedy.

Makes perfect sense.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 months after the original post[^] [v] #473,907

@previous (Syntax)
the only comedic thing he could do would blast his head off under guize of a magic act
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